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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:34 AM
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Breaking up? Give the perfect gift


Breakup Gift #1
Cereus Peruvianus
Old Man Cactus
8 inches of thick, hairy, spine-covered cactus. A brutal reminder of days gone by. The hair on this cactus reminds you of what wasn't on his head/what was on her upper lip. The columnar shape and sharp spines convey their own unique message.
$30.
Shipping included

http://www.cactuslimon.com/breakup.html
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pstans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 12:00 PM
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1. Perfect gift?
Flaming bag of dog poo on their doorstep?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 12:03 PM
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2. Since she's an evil succubus, I thought I'd get a pitchfork
But the cactus is probably "nicer" :evilgrin:
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