Dispense your unsolicited good advice here.

[kmla]

I'll start.

Don't pee on an electrified fence.

Your turn.

[welshTerrier2]

1. it's probably worth trying to get some ...

but it's also important to be mindful of the real costs ...

[yvr girl]

2. Don't eat yellow snow

[hfojvt]

9. what is this thing called 'snow'

wasn't that banned by the un-Kyoto protocols of 2001?

[tk2kewl]

3. don't take unsolicited advice

[Shell Beau]

4. If you hear thunder, it is possible to get struck by lightening.

Stay inside in a thunderstorm!

[JVS]

5. Read my sig

[GiovanniC]

6. Always Check Your Halloween Candy For Razor Blades

[quisp]

7. EAT YOUR FREAKIN' VEGETABLES!!!

I'M SERIOUS!

[caty]

8. Don't

go to the grocery store when you are hungry.

Don't ask the question if you don't really want to know the answer.

:+

[Trigger Hippie]

10. Never have any expectations about anything.

:think:

[Squatch]

11. Don't piss uphill, don't piss in the wind, &

don't draw against the Lone Ranger

[hfojvt]

13. Don't tug on Superman's cape

and don't mess around with Slim.

[hfojvt]

12. Don't vote for Republicans

they lie. They said so themselves, but I am not sure if I can believe it, considering the source.

[SarahB]

14. The pull-out method is not effective enough to rely upon.

[khashka]

15. TANSTAAFL

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

Khash.

[catmandu57]

16. Beware of men wearing raincoats

on sunny days.

[SOteric]

17. Never eat anything bigger than your head.

[ihaveaquestion]

18. Men - Always dance with your wife / girlfriend when she asks you to.

:loveya: