I'm Scott McClellan: Ask me anything

[LynneSin]

:D

[unhappycamper]

1. How many folks did JimmyJeff visit in the WH?

[LynneSin]

4. We are aware of Jeff Gannon but at this time we are still investigating...

...the reason for why birds suddenly appear so when the time is appropriate I'll comment further on the situation

[unhappycamper]

10. IT'S SCOTTY!

A followup please: Can you explain the 122 times JummyJeff was admitted to the White House proper?

[LynneSin]

16. I'm sorry, your one question was already answered with the

thorough knowledge and respect that I have towards your question

[Lone_Star_Dem]

2. But are you going to answer me or just stand there and sweat?

:D

[LynneSin]

8. At this point I'm not aware of any liquids being released from...

...any pores or why this happens. I feel until we have future information I refuse to discuss this issue

[Lone_Star_Dem]

13. DAYUM! You're a natural...

I hear they're looking for a replacement for his position, if you might be interested. :D

[LynneSin]

19. The naturalness of my ability to do the job as altared everyday...

...is not part of the discussion that will be held today

[Sanity Claws]

3. Have you retained an attorney yet?

[davidinalameda]

6. can I spend the night at the White House

preferably when the Bushies are all away

[LynneSin]

15. Although many people will spend time at the White House and even...

without the President's knowledge, it is in national security that we postpone finalizing the answer to your question

[LynneSin]

9. At this point we are aware of those who study in the field of law...

..but feel that further investigation as to the benefit should be held off until further information is revealed

[Richardo]

5. I have a two-parter, Scott. When will the President just finally admit

that he's really nothing but a huge cock-up?

[LynneSin]

11. Although there has been discussion about the cock-up and how it...

...relates to gold & lephracauns at the end of the radio, I feel it's best we not further discuss this question

[Richardo]

14. I have a follow-up?

[LynneSin]

20. Ok, who let Helen Thomas into my press conference

:eyes:


(lynne note - I adore her)

[Richardo]

23. Can the smartass remarks, Scott. This is serious.

How does it feel to shill for the worst President ever?

[LynneSin]

24. Helen, I know you've been a respected member of the press core...

..since James Buchanon, but at this time you need to learn how to fall in line as expected by anyone covering the Bush Administration.

[swag]

7. Would you describe your condition as an aversion to the truth,

an allergy to the truth, a pathological addiction to untruth, or perhaps something to do with your general pustulance?

[LynneSin]

18. The truth is something that we evolve everyday here at the White House

and when the time and information is correct that we need to present said truth you will be on the list to receive further instructions to gather this information

[Spinzonner]

12. How long have you been a cross dresser ?

[LynneSin]

21. When you say 'cross-dresser' we have yet to define the actual meaning

and scope of nature of the term 'cross-dressing'. Until further investigation by the Bush Administration about this topic is done, it is in best interest that I move on to the next question

[Beer Snob-50]

17. when you close your eyes at night.....

do you dream of karl rove and a gerbil with duct tape???

[LynneSin]

22. As Bush has said "Families is where our nation finds hope, where....

wings take dream" and at this point the pResident has not been provided additional information required for him to neither elaborate nor detail more about this question.