If you could have one night with Candy Crowley with no reprecussions..

[maveric]

[napi21]

1. Well, I'm not a guy, so you do what you want, but i happen to like Candy'

reporting. Most of the time, she's pretty straight forward, and doesn't get flustered by oposing views.

[progmom]

4. i'm not alone?

:woohoo:

i never got all the candy bashing. :shrug:

[maveric]

15. "Straight forward" biased journalism and bu$h fellating.

And her not getting flustered by opposing views equates to not accepting any opposing views.
She's in the same ilk as the RW pundits, IMHO.

[Misunderestimator]

2. Seriously... there is a certain hotness about her...

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

6. Did you just bang your head on a large blunt object

:crazy:

[Jamastiene]

20. Mercy...

I second that question. Gag. She's so pro Bush it isn't even funny. I can't get past that.

[Misunderestimator]

29. Well, yeah, there's that...

:crazy: I didn't say I'd have sex with her, by the way. :)

[arwalden]

7. She's Got All Her Own Teeth.

That's something, right?

[the_spectator]

12. You're right -

Candy is definitely not un-doable.
But what I wouldn't give for a night-with-no-repercussions with Nancy Grace! Those nostrils!

I just have this ... idea that as one took her ... over the finish line, she'd kinda ... whinny like a horse? That would be. So hot. :blush:
:yoiks:

[progmom]

14. whinny????

:spray:

[Jamastiene]

21. LOL

OMG, that's a good one. :rofl:

Oh, what I wouldn't give to see her head explode like right after the Michael Jackson verdict(s). I could see her whinnying, but I wouldn't be taking her to that finish line you may be referring to. I'd try to get her head to actually explode again. I can't stand her.

[sundog]

24. hahaha

:rofl:

[mondo joe]

3. Could I use it to berate and belittle her?

[RPM]

5. oh boy

:popcorn:

[JVS]

8. I'll take some of that corn

[mondo joe]

13. Think of the Stuck in the Middle With You scene in Reservoir Dogs...

...but with mean words instead of dreary physical violence.

[Jamastiene]

19. Hey, this is heating up, please

pass me some of the :popcorn:

[RC]

9. What is this bashing people on their looks?

Isn't that a Conservative trait?

[progmom]

10. yay

:applause:

[southlandshari]

11. Excellent question

And the correct answer as well, methinks!

[maveric]

16. I'm bashing her journalistic integrity.

[Jamastiene]

22. I, for one, can honestly say, it has

nothing to do with her looks. I can't get over her pro-Bush attitude to see her as possible in the first place.

[RC]

25. If she is pro bu$h then there is plenty to bash her on.

I think she is passable on the looks department though.

[Nikia]

23. True

I am sorry that I responsded to the orginal Angelia Jolie thread. I don't think most of us would want a thread about us like on a public forum.

[Jamastiene]

17. Not just no, but HELL no. Not even

if a comet AND a black cloud raining dog turds and horse manure was about to plow into Earth and on me specifically. And I'll bet that is exactly what turns that pro Bush heifer on too...

[Droopy]

18. I bet we'd have a good time

I've got my truck driving stories and she has her journalism stories. I wonder if she's a stereotypical reporter and can toss back brewskis with the best of them.

It's been a long time since I've watched television news. Who's side do you think Candy is on if any?

[WCGreen]

26. Hey I like my woman with a little meat on them

Okay, actually any woman that says yes,

But it's her persona that drives me away......

[UncleSepp]

27. I'd have her panting and sweating and sucking...

... as she helped me move, unpack, and vacuum.

[ksilvas]

28. Switch Rolling Rocks with Stone Ltd.(San Diego) "Ruination"

And it would be me, her, her sister and several small woodland creatures.
7.7 Alc. 100+btu's

[MrScorpio]

30. Is rope involved?

That soft, silky kind

[Doctor_J]

31. I'm certain her face smells just like

*'s anus, so no, not even if the human race depended on it.