Tell me an answer and I will give you a question

[Zuni]

:hi:

[Goldmund]

1. 47

[Zuni]

2. The number of illegal immigrants you have working in your sweatshops?

[sundog]

3. two beers, a parrot & a set of garden gloves

[Zuni]

4. things found in your bathroom?

:P

[sundog]

11. no n/t

:evilgrin:

[Zuni]

13. what you use to make your patented Sundog burrito?

[sundog]

27. no n/t

[Zuni]

29. what do you want to be buried with?

[sundog]

31. yes, but add a good porn film to that list -eom-

[Zuni]

34. I knew I could get you sooner or later

:P

It is like I am inside your head

[Chichiri]

5. I found it, reasonably intact, inside the lawnmower.

[Zuni]

6. where is that darling little puppy?

:o

[flvegan]

38. I MUST have missed where this is/was funny.

Hmmmmmmm...

[Zuni]

40. I must have missed where you decide

[flvegan]

42. I must have missed where we don't get to have opinions.

We DO still have that, right?

You posted something that you thought was funny, and I posted how I found it not to be so. Am I missing something?

[Zuni]

43. whatever

:boring:

[flvegan]

44. Zounds! Nice post.

Boring?

Did you know that in Texas they had to pass a special bill to prosecute folks for this SPECIFIC act? No. Didn't think so.

But hey, it's funny. Right?

It's gotta hurt sometimes that some folks are SO behind the times. So uncaring, so lost. Not YOU, of course, because, well...well, because you want so much to be funny.

I'll even bet that if this happened in your neighborhood, you'd be among the first to decry the actions of this "oh-so-likely" rethuglican who so cruelly dispatched their little puppy. But then, when it's political, it's not funny. I'll bet that if you had a puppy, you'd be standing fast, defending your puppy against anyone that would wish such an act upon him/her. You, Mr. Toughguy, Mr. Bigtalk...when it's not funny.

ha ha. ha ha.

[smbolisnch]

46. Me too.

:shrug:
We must just not have a sense of humor.

[Name removed]

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[iconoclastic cat]

53. Oh, for the love of....

:spank:

[Name removed]

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[smbolisnch]

66. That wasn't very nice.

:thumbsdown:

[Zuni]

67. I didn't ask you

did you read his little attack screed?

[smbolisnch]

70. Well I answered you.

And yes, I read it :)

[flvegan]

72. Well, I wrote it

and my thought is well supported. One that finds amusement in lawnmowering a puppy is a depraved individual, like it or not.

Again, if it were your puppy, and someone took a lawnmower to him/her, what would you think/feel/do?

BTW, if you post it, then you better be ready to deal with the backlash, lawnmower boy. I didn't attack you, I went for your post which is probably total bullshit. Most folks that find humor in this type of cruelty, couldn't participate in it, which is a good thing. Lots of folks can talk, talk, talk. I'm very thankful for that.

Most people that laugh at this are just poseur fucks that want attention. Sort of a Beavis/Butthead envy...

[Zuni]

73. If you notice, he said what he found was intact

there is not a chance in hell I would ever do that to an animal. I have cried when I hit a little squirrel with my car before.

I was being silly and I am sorry if it offended you, but I am no depraved animal torturer and certainly am not a serial sociopath

I very much resented the implication that I was a monster like that

[smbolisnch]

76. I think the point is that there are people who WOULD do that.

Making light of it is ignoring the fact that animal cruelty is a very real, and very serious problem and is just plain irresponsible.

And simpler than that, the people here who spend a great deal of time working for animal rights as well as human rights are just plain sick of it being a joke at DU.

[flvegan]

78. Then let me say this, Zuni...

I know that you wouldn't do that to an animal. I know that you are no depraved animal torturer. I'm certain that you are most likely NOT a serial sociopath. I hate that I put things in this light.

Please look at your original post, and please see why that it just wasn't funny. I would never imply that you, Zuni, were a "monster like that" but I'd rather suggest that anyone that could carry out such an action IS a monster like that. This type of action does happen, carried out by monsters like that. Finding humor in it, be it in a harmless, comedic way doesn't change that. There's nothing funny about it.

Some of us spend our lives working against this type of atrocity, and having our brethren/sistren make light...well...

[Zuni]

79. I apologize if you were offended

I would never condone, defend, perpetrate, or incite cruelty towards animals.

I myself adopted a little cat that was abandoned and probably mistreated by it's former owners---it took her a while to relax around me but now she is the most lovable creature in the world.

[flvegan]

87. I know.

As a progressive, Amerikkkkkkkka hating librul, I know that you wouldn't.

I think the world of you for not only being a DUer, a progressive and a part of the movement to catapult this movement forward by leaps and bounds, but also for adopting that little cat.

I've read a great many of your other posts. I think that you'd be one to help "dispatch" an individual that might lawnmower a puppy.

I've been there. I've been a responder to cases where someone DID use a lawnmower (or weedeater, snowblower or other gas-powered tool) to eradicate barking or housetraining issues, or just to cheaply get rid of surplus animals. I wouldn't want you to ever see what I've seen. That's at least partially why it's not funny. It's no laughing matter to the dogs that HAVE had this happen to them.

[WeRQ4U]

111. Holy Fuck People

Joke. Take one.

[bridgit]

7. chit-chat heard from beyond the horizon...

[Zuni]

8. What did you discuss at your UFO-ologist meeting tonight?

[bridgit]

16. bwahaha, what else = the: s.o.s.o.

:rofl:

[maveric]

9. "Canadian Rock"

[Zuni]

10. What is the lamest musical genre?

[maveric]

23. Nope! Try again.

[Zuni]

24. What is a good, discount Beer?

[maveric]

57. What is high grade crystal meth, out of Montreal, in the 70's.

Theres a Blue Oyster Cult lyric about it too.

[Zuni]

60. sweet

[iconoclastic cat]

12. The cheetah.

[Zuni]

14. What left all those gazelle corpses on your front lawn?

:D

[SOteric]

15. The city of Puyallup.

[Zuni]

17. Where did you kill your first person?

:o

[4morewars]

18. anamonapeia

[Zuni]

19. What is your middle name?

[4morewars]

21. How the HELL...

did you know THAT ????

[Deja Q]

20. 42

[Zuni]

22. How many fully automatic weapons are in your trunk currently?

[joneschick]

28. you took my answer!! semi-great minds and all that. eom

[Democrats_win]

25. Panglosian

[Zuni]

26. Favorite Breed of Horse?

[fishnfla]

30. I am not going to comment on an ongoing criminal investigation

this is not the appropriate time. I do appreciate the the question

[Zuni]

32. Sir, did you really kidnap a Goat and lead police on a 9 hour chase

towards the Canadian border?

[Jamastiene]

33. 1+1=10

What numbering system uses this type of arithmetic?

Damn, I'm getting tired. You just wanted an answer. Let's try it this way:

Binary Arithmetic

Now, what's the question? :D

I'm having brain farts left and right tonight. Could someone please open a window and turn on a fan?

[Zuni]

36. What was your most common error in remedial math classes?

[Jamastiene]

41. Hahahaha

In binary math though, 1+1=10 is actually the right answer. Odd, isn't it? Computers are incredibly weird machines...

[zippy890]

35. 1812

[Zuni]

37. when was the last time you washed your underwear?

:o

[zippy890]

39. can't help it - you made me laugh

corny tho it is

:)

[rateyes]

45. 3.14

[Zuni]

47. How many thumbs do you have?

[rateyes]

48. You are AMAZING!!! eom

[Zuni]

49. I'll be here all week

:D

[rateyes]

51. Zuni

[Zuni]

56. Who is the baddest cat on DU?

[rateyes]

64. NOW you are freaking me out!!!

:yoiks:

[ScreamingMeemie]

52. Only if you go first.

(that's the answer, I mean) :hi:

[Zuni]

55. Do you want to dive into that dumpster?

[sniffa]

58. sniffa

[Zuni]

62. who is DU's resident ladies man?

[RPM]

59. penis

[Zuni]

63. what is in your mouth?

***sorry---I had to do it :spank:

[ghostsofgiants]

61. A hot pink guitar pick

[Zuni]

65. What do you use to clean your teeth?

[ghostsofgiants]

68. Incredible

:applause:

[rateyes]

69. WD-40.

[Zuni]

71. What is your favorite marinade for chicken breasts?

[rateyes]

74. This is really weird...

HOW DO YOU DO THAT??

[Zuni]

75. A gypsy woman gave me a mojo hand

:P

[Ikonoklast]

77. Tunna Tuva

[Zuni]

80. favorite brand of shoes?

[Ikonoklast]

82. Nope

Shoes could be useful, though.

[Zuni]

84. Favorite Fillipino coconut liquor?

[Ikonoklast]

85. Now I got new shoes

and a mean drunk goin'. Guess again, sissy-pants. Urp.

[progmom]

81. well...if the circumstances were right...

[Zuni]

83. Would you have a torrid affair with Theo from the Cosby Show?

[progmom]

86. Malcom Jamal Warner?

yeah...i can see that.

[EstimatedProphet]

88. The Treaty of Westphalia

[Zuni]

90. The name of your current yacht?

[SarahB]

89. Five

[Zuni]

92. Number of times you will call Finnfann schnookums today?

[Pale Blue Dot]

97. ...

:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

99. I thought you'd like that.

I'm off to sleep. Have a great day, Schnookums.


:loveya:

[Beware the Beast Man]

109. Total combined threadjacks since 8 this morning?

[Zuni]

110. HA

:thumbsup:

[SarahB]

112. Oh, yeah.

Yes, we take up so much space on DU with our handful of posts a day to one another. God, it's awful. I feel terrible. Especially when you and everyone else are continually so prolific and deep 100% of the time. :eyes:

In other words, bite me! :7

[KitchenWitch]

91. Gridlock

[Zuni]

93. What do you call the troll you keep in your basement?

[KitchenWitch]

95. ROFL

That troll visits the boards and disrupts poorly.

[NMMNG]

94. I didn't do it, nobody saw me, you can't prove *anything*!

[Zuni]

102. Who was sampling my crystal meth?

[NMMNG]

113. Nope, never touched the stuff.

[Zuni]

114. neither have I

[NMMNG]

115. Good for you, that stuff can mess you up bad.

[Sugar Smack]

96. Soft-shelled crabs

;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

[Zuni]

100. What are those things rotting in your closet?

[terrya]

98. Tom Cruise is hetero, dammit!

[Zuni]

101. What is Terrya's current pyschotic delusion?

[terrya]

103. Current and more than likely future delusion

I just don't like that guy....

[YankeyMCC]

104. 42

[Zuni]

106. number of hot dogs you ate over 4th of July weekend?

[Deep13]

105. Ciss, boom, bah.

:shrug:

[Zuni]

107. What do you repeat into your CB radio hoping an alien will answer?

[Deep13]

108. No!

What sound does a sheep make when it explodes?

That's from Johny Carson.