I lost my virginity this weekend

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

my wal*mart virginity that is. It was the first time I ever was in a wal*mart. I lasted about 3 minutes before the low, low prices became too overwhelming and I had to leave pretty quick. I was with friends and it was the only supermarket-style store in the area. It was in a strip mall, and at the other end was what used to be a local supermarket that went out of business. I felt dirty than, but feel even dirtier now :puke:

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Isn't it freaky how closed in and overcrowded it feels... My grandmother

is forced (by income) to purchase things there...and I always feel like I need a shower when I get home.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

4. I was like so overwhelmed I couldnt even remember what I went to buy

in the first place! the shelves are stacked so high, it was almost worse then Costco!

Its sad that people are forced to shop there cause they dont have money to go other places. Its a visious cycle of minimum wage pay and shopping china made products...

[GiovanniC]

29. Every Time I Go There

They never end up having what I came for. I don't know how it's possible that they could have so much stuff on their shelves but never the thing that I need.

And whenever you go in there, the people are just shuffling around with blank stares on their faces, totally oblivious. I always feel like shouting, "Pardon me, please don't let my shopping get in the way of you standing in the middle of the aisle staring off into space like a damn moron."

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

31. LMAO

thats so true. That blank stare was on all the customers there. what a zombie nation

[swag]

2. I have never been in one of those shithouses either,

but I fear a time may be coming when I feel obliged to follow my mom into one when I visit her and my dad in that shitty little town.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

8. Its awful....i never ever ever wanna go back

i feel so unclean now

[jonnyblitz]

3. Walmarts are everywhere.

out in suburbia.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

6. not in NYC

i dont know how you stomach it

[jonnyblitz]

10. i know. none in boston that i have seen either.

how do you know I even go to them? ha..

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

13. its not like you havent mentioned it to me before

:P

[jonnyblitz]

16. dude..shhhhhh.

*looks around*

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

18. oh right, you only meant that in jest

wink wink nudge nudge

[jonnyblitz]

19. I was there once...

:P

[proud2BlibKansan]

34. You have McDonald's in NYC

That makes up for the lack of WalMarts.

http://local.google.com/mapdata?QLX9ThumswF9ZeJ1V7_C3Z8X2MzR0A1AuQAAALNwvgx8y8HOGG_Vh_eMzQ4ZLYGlGavORWug92fbjF5-xRSigZE1-Vdi3KoqKHTjO6ybLhmg6y5a4OIq4q0kuanfUAexBwk-ze6bfrevxutoM3qFLmw8gq88QBgz7Zxyi_MTn0yT2KOAh3KUbtEltJ4lSAiAnWzOOJy8KnSdIM06TcaZPCKu0RXdSxEQLmvavgOScmkwqb4D3ijKa5Zz-4uPrP__MdRLKxdLmhB6YAu-dgbqT7ZP0vCHMdMAb9-Xiw

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

36. True

but I dont go there either. I mean, ive been to McDonalds when i was younger, but I havnt steped foot in one in years...i cant even remember the last time i was in one

oh and starbucks are on almost every corner too

[proud2BlibKansan]

38. We used to have a WalMart here in red state hell

that had a McDonald's inside it. It was a double whammy - pure hell.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

40. holy shit!

thats like dantes 7th circle!

[proud2BlibKansan]

43. It was pretty bad

Hell for sure.

[yorkiemommie1]

5. a brand new one opened nearby

and my friend said that by the second week it was filthy.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

14. it was dirty

and the people were mean and nasty....the greeter just stared us down too

[jeff30997]

7. I condemn you to Hell for deedely that !

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

12. ive condemned myself as well

[swimboy]

9. Wal-mart Virgin

Sorry you fell. I took a vow. Take some time to recover from your bad experience. You can enjoy life again in time.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

11. I did too

but I was away and it was late and we needed food....damn, i suck

[jeff30997]

15. You suck ? Well in that case...

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

17. haha

someones got a little crush on flanders

[jeff30997]

22. Nah. I have a crush on Bouncy Ball but he/she is ignoring me.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3624011&mesg_id=3624161

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

23. Im sorry BB is ignoring you

I know if you were crushing on me Id be trying to chat you up all the time
:loveya:

[jeff30997]

26. Sorry.I 'm Undeclaredgendersexual.

:)

[sundog]

20. *whew*

don't scare me like that

:P

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

21. nah, im saving that for you

:loveya:

[sundog]

24. liar

hehe

but it's the thought that counts :P

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

25. ha!

its a good think i have many a thought :evilgrin:

[applegrove]

27. Yuk on sharing the topic on both counts.

[In_The_Wind]

28. Oh ~ you poor dear!

darned sickening wasn't it

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

30. It was bloody awful

hold me :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

35. anytime

:hug:

[proud2BlibKansan]

32. Were there a bunch of screaming unsupervised kids in there?

I swear WalMart is the place all bad parents come to abandon their kids.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

33. no, no marauding bands of children roaming the aisles

but i did hear a temper tantrum by the check out

[proud2BlibKansan]

37. If you had stayed longer

you would have seen more.

[greblc]

39. My wife buys "Crabby Patties" Candy in bulk at Wal-Mart.

She can't find them in large quantity any where else. She's a "Crabby Patty" addict. She has to have her fix or we all suffer from her withdrawl.
Please help?

[texanwitch]

41. Try this link

www.balboacandy.com/yhst-56402189049717/gummihamburger.html

My friend loves Crabby Patties and orders them over the computer. Hope this helps.

[biscodawg]

42. this thread does not deliver

well the fun has been over for a while so whatever ;)