elshiva
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Mon Jul-11-05 10:53 PM
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I found my virginity last weekend... |
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Mon Jul-11-05 10:54 PM
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1. Let me in on that secret. |
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I bet you could bottle that and make millions.
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Mon Jul-11-05 10:55 PM
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4. No secret I just left it under the couch. |
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Mon Jul-11-05 10:56 PM
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6. I'll have to check there! |
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Mon Jul-11-05 10:54 PM
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Mon Jul-11-05 10:54 PM
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3. Was it under the cushions on the couch? |
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That's where I'm always leaving mine. :)
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Mon Jul-11-05 10:56 PM
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:06 PM
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And now you get out there and loose it for good this time, you hear?
Hyah!
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:10 PM
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:28 PM
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Think of it this way. The first time is ALWAYS the worst. And if the second isn't so good you can always just toss it under the couch again. Sort of a reincarnation, Groundhog Day sort of thing.
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:31 PM
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25. Probably true, but I am in a relationship now. |
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Mon Jul-11-05 10:56 PM
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7. get rid of it! ASAP!!! |
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Mon Jul-11-05 10:58 PM
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9. Bury it in the backyard or...??? |
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:12 PM
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need i say more? :evilgrin:
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:18 PM
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18. Yes, you need to say more... |
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:22 PM
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:25 PM
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Mon Jul-11-05 10:57 PM
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8. If cherries could grow back... |
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I'd have a friggin' orchard.
LOL.
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:09 PM
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13. That was a good one! n/t |
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:12 PM
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Mon Jul-11-05 10:58 PM
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10. Why would you want to? |
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Mon Jul-11-05 10:59 PM
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11. Because it was there... |
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:13 PM
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16. That answer's as good as any. |
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Would you have sex with a born again virgin?
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:18 PM
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17. Depends on who he or she is. |
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:42 PM
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27. Apparently s/he must be your spouse... |
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or are there other ways to get an offer from you?
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:48 PM
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:19 PM
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19. Nothing under my sofa but some dust bunnies.... |
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I checked in the cushions and found $1.12 and a raisin (I think it was a grape when it fell in there) but no virginity. Mine seems to be hiding better than yours, I guess it's shy. :)
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:21 PM
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20. Virginity is VERY shy... |
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:26 PM
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23. can i help you hide it again? |
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:31 PM
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26. Thanks, but I am married... |
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