What would you have to receive to be one of those people sitting behind...

[Maddy McCall]

Bush during a speech?

I'd have to have my student loans paid off or forgiven. :silly:

And even then, I'd make faces and yawn. :D

[xray s]

1. I'd do the Animal House schtick

I'd pretend to cough over and over, but it would sound like "blowjob"

[Ready4Change]

2. A lobotomy.

[xxqqqzme]

5. my first thought as well!

I can't stand 2 watch the prick on TV, can't imagine keeping quiet in his presence.

[xmas74]

3. The opportunity to fling boogers at him while he speaks.

Every time he opens his mouth, we could use it as a booger target practice.

[sundog]

4. my mortgage paid off, my credit debt paid off, a good lay, a pound of

skunk weed, a round trip ticket to greece & a house with an ocean view in the santa cruz area :D

[bicentennial_baby]

7. damn, you're not a cheap date at all!

x(

[Lilyhoney]

8. Just a pound?

[sundog]

9. 2 pounds... we'll split it... and still pick our noses during broadcast

[napi21]

6. NOTHING! I would never be seen with him!

I guess those folks think they're being honored with prime time on screen pics, but I'd sure never do it!

[blondeatlast]

10. A Halliburtion defense contract would be a nice start. nt