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Mon Jul-11-05 11:10 PM
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Chimpy McCokespoon Haikus |
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Chimpy in his very own words, with the haikus constructed by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson...
I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning? Will the highways of the Internet Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked? They misunderestimate me. I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being And the fish can coexist. Families is where our nation finds hope, Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family! Knock down the tollbooth! Vulcanize society! Make the pie higher!
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:13 PM
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Chimpy is a douche. He never deserved to win. Impeachment starts now.
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soothsayer
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:35 PM
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Edited on Tue Jul-12-05 12:19 AM by soothsayer
When a turd blossom goes to jail, does it change its name to turd burglar?
Is there a circle of hell especially for asshats like Karl Rove?
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:42 PM
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Bush
You fucking bastard Lick the blood off of your hands You fucking vampire
But this is a serious blasphemy. Haikus are supposed to be about nature and the nature of the One.
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:58 PM
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A desert breeze slowly fading wreath Gold stars No tears are shed
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:59 PM
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He is an asshole a fucking fucking asshole I do not like him so much.
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Mon Jul-11-05 11:59 PM
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He has a problem he's Slippy McFalls-a-Lot what is wrong with him?
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Tue Jul-12-05 12:00 AM
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7. I'm seriously cracking up here... |
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maybe it's just late, but i'm rolling! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Tue Jul-12-05 12:03 AM
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8. I swear there needs to be a |
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"bush is a motherfucker haikus" website. I swear it. It would be the funniest shit ever. Like MyCatHatesYou.
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Tue Jul-12-05 12:03 AM
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Chimp licks lips Ape-man falls off things Enthroned shame.
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Tue Jul-12-05 12:12 AM
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12. I've heard that haikus were 5-7-5 |
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I got that from a poetry text in college.
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Tue Jul-12-05 12:16 AM
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13. symmetry is the most essential component, I believe |
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Tue Jul-12-05 12:09 AM
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I can't stand to hear that no good, fucking, piece of shit asshole speaking.
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Tue Jul-12-05 12:12 AM
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Bush is an asshole He thinks so much of himself He sucks his own *!
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Tue Jul-12-05 12:17 AM
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he chokes on pretzels and falls off his bicycles, nope, not a toddler
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Tue Jul-12-05 12:17 AM
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Chimp has no balance Bicycle, segway, or car He sucks behind wheel
Bush cannot talk now For his brain is really off Check his batteries
Chimpy can't be smart Chimpy can't make a sentence Chimpy skips the war
Another fake bird Just like last Thanksgiving day Is he fake as well?
He laughs as the war He laughs at his own homeland Who is laughing now?
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Tue Jul-12-05 12:48 AM
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Oh what a fuck up! Chimp fell off his bike again? He needs training wheels.
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:08 AM
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Chimp throws poop at crowd. Morons admire his throw style. Soon Rove has no treats.
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