Hi guys, My name is stella, Im a 19yo girl who is currently studying at uni. Im struggling to make ends meet so Im planning to sell of my virginity. Im hoping to get an offer around $500.00. If interested please email, text or call me on . I will be taking offers up until friday 26/11.
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Oh how we wish we were 32 and "innocent" again.
We would do exactly as David Vardy is doing.
Vardy, 19, is auctioning off his virginity. He started on eBay and then moved his ad to his own site after the eBay folk got antsy about the sexual content of his submission.
According to some Web site or other, he has received eight "firm" offers. The top bid has been more than 6,000 pounds. That's not the bidder's weight. It's that funny British money.
David said, according to that same Web site, that he just hopes his devirginizer is attractive.
He also reportedly said he has spent so much time with his computer that he just didn't have time for a girlfriend.
And then he said he didn't want to come across as a geek.
Come on, David, make up your mind.
He demonstrated his complete sexual ignorance when he said, "The ideal situation would be if it was a really nice woman. I hope it will be enjoyable."
We remind David of the great words of Woody Allen, who, upon being asked the eternal question, "Is sex dirty?" answered, "Only if it's done right."
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quote < You can just take my virginity, bottle it, frame it, send it to your Aunt Flo, feed it to your dog. Whatever may be. You want to own my virginity, its all yours for the starting price of $50. >
http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/11784 Hi! My name is Franics. I just turned 17 and I'm going into my Senior year in High School. I decided I'd like to lose my virginity. I figured with the latest eBay craze, I'd see exactly how much I could get for my virginity. Bidding on me will start at $10. I bet you want to know some information about me now!
As I previously stated, I'm seventeen years old.
I am...
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a virgin
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in the top 5% of my class and am a standing member of the National Honor Society
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the president of my school's computer & A/V clubs
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Lead trumpet in jazz band
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a proud completer of 400 community service hours, last year alone
I think I am desirable if I can find the right woman (or man, I'm willing to experiment.)
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