The Zuni Defamation Thread.

[Beware the Beast Man]

Since he seems to excel at smearing the character of other DUers, I think it's high time we devoted a thread to slandering his name. :evilgrin:


I hear that Zuni spends his weekends drowning small animals in the river.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Zuni + Box Turtles = That Which We Shall Not Mention

[Zuni]

11. We were in love

:cry:

[Wetzelbill]

2. I heard he put a couple Canadian pennies in the middle of a penny roll

then turned it in for a dollar. Ripping off the good ol' USA for two cents.

:patriot:

[Wetzelbill]

7. then he burned a flag with lighter fluid that was made in China

ok, I'll stop now.

[TrogL]

57. a roll of pennies is 50 cents

and the Canada/US exchange rate is 82 cents Canadian to the US dollar (as of a few hours ago).

[Wetzelbill]

58. that's even more suspicious then

[XNASA]

3. And weekdays drowning large animals in a reservoir.

Whilst drunk.

[Zuni]

12. Everyone needs a hobby

mine is just a little more exotic. Come down today and watch me take out a llama :P

[asthmaticeog]

4. Zuni is a ranking Cossack who leads pogroms every weekend.

[Zuni]

8. They call me the "Hetman"

:P

[Misunderestimator]

5. And he goes cow-tipping most evenings.

[Zuni]

9. If that is wrong, I don't want to be right

:cry:

[Zuni]

6. you'll pay for this Beastman

you'll pay :o

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. Oh, and then the idle threats.

Hmm...

[Zuni]

15. I once killed a man to watch him die

ponder that, Mr. Beastman :o

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. I heard you killed a drifter to get an erection.

[Zuni]

19. he was more of a hobo

:rofl:

[Richardo]

21. Kind of a fine distinction there, wot?

[Zuni]

23. but an important one yet

[Richardo]

24. Is it the rail-oriented component that makes one a hobo?

[Zuni]

27. I am thinking more of the tent city aspect

[Richardo]

13. Zuni is a rank Cossack who reads progmoms posts every weekend.

Ooooo - a copycat POST! I'm breaking ground here, baby!

[Zuni]

14. Damn you Richardo, Damn you!

:P

[asthmaticeog]

32. Vengeance will be MINE.

MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[JimmyJazz]

16. Zuni wears underoos.

I swear.

[Beware the Beast Man]

18. You saw him in his guchies???

:wow:

[JimmyJazz]

36. Only in one of his famous "bathroom" photographs.

:yoiks:

[Zuni]

39. Next time you take a picture in the bathroom mirror

I'll be ready to mercilessly taunt you :P

[JimmyJazz]

41. I've NEVER taken a picture of myself in my bathroom!

I know how to use a timer :D

[Richardo]

20. ...with the Ambiguously Gay Duo on them

Really!

[Zuni]

25. my thong has leopard spots, thank you

[Zuni]

22. That is a bald faced lie

I wear a banana hammock leather thong

[swag]

26. He failed to post a pic of himself eating a slice of pizza in his bathroom

[JimmyJazz]

28. He does have a bit of thing about photographing himself in

the bathroom. That is a bit odd, don't you agree?

[Zuni]

30. I did it because of the mirror! the mirror!

:cry:

[JimmyJazz]

35. It's called a "timer"

your camera probably has one! :P

[name not needed]

29. Zuni bathes in motor oil.

[Zuni]

31. It exfoliates really well

[Rabrrrrrr]

33. Zuni helped design and orchestrate the Khmer Rhouge's genocide

and he drank the blood of the children while tossing bologna at water buffalos in a VERY condescending way.

[Zuni]

34. That is a time in my life I would like to forget

and don't mention that to the FBI either. They are really sensitive about buffalo related lunchmeat atrocities :P

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

37. Zuni disintegrates into a pile of ashes every night

in the morning he is REBORN!!!....and he's still an asswipe.

[Zuni]

38. you make Zuni cry, SouthoftheBorderPaul

:cry:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

43. Not as much as I cried

after reading what you did to that poor, non-existent puppy, you monster!

:scared:

[Zuni]

45. Hahahahaha

:spray:

:rofl:

[tigereye]

64. you snack on smaller creatures?

I am stunned. Just stunned. :cry:

[Zuni]

67. only mean ones

:D

[tigereye]

68. I was going to say something much worse

but I restrained myself. ;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

40. I know that Zuni is one of the nicest, sweetest, kindest, caringest people

no matter what we say about him behind his back. :P

[Zuni]

42. That is the best I can hope for

:P

[johnnie]

44. I heard...

If you open up any of his "blues" cd cases, he really has Menudo cds inside.

[Zuni]

46. actually, it is usually an Andy Gibb or MC Hammer disc

:P

[6th Borough]

47. Zuni Lego'd my Eggo!

...err, sorry, that's all I gots at the moment...

[Zuni]

48. It is cause I love waffles so much

:o

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

49. Zuni taught me how to love a woman

and he taught me how to scold a child.

[6th Borough]

50. well...I took that child under my wings and taught HIM how to love...

your mother. :P

[Rabrrrrrr]

56. And Zuni taught ME how to scorn a woman,

and love a child.

Just part of Zuni's agenda of duplicity, I guess.

[Zuni]

66. I am just evil like that

:o

[Zuni]

60. I am still waiting for my $$$ for those lessons

I don't work for free

[JohnKleeb]

51. Hes a frigging communist

[JimmyJazz]

52. I thought we all were.

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

53. Damnit

[El Fuego]

54. Zuni goes through the Express Line with more than 10 items!

[Zuni]

61. that monster

:o

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

55. He likes Oasis. (nt)

[Zuni]

63. Noel Gallagher is teh rOxOr

:D

[Lannes]

59. Zuni plays guitar a freeper functions

and dedicates "freebird" to dick cheney.

[Zuni]

62. Freepers cannot get enough of my uber-patriotic brand of Outlaw country

:D

[tigereye]

65. he

(whispers) reads books!!!!