The Steeler fan defamation thread

[Dr.Phool]

A Browns fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Steelers fan he
saw strutting down the street with the obnoxious Steeler logo on his
shirt.
He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and then swerve back just
missing them.

One day, while driving along, he saw a priest.

He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the
priest, "Where are you going Father?"

"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis church, about 2 miles down the
road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and they continued
down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Steeler fan walking down the road, and he
instinctively swerved as if to hit him.

But, as usual, he swerved back into the road just in time. Even
though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a
loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced
in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the
priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost
hit that Steeler fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."

[Allenberg]

1. That's alright.

I don't know what's more sad, a Clowns fan making Steeler jokes, or the fact that Cleveland had more 1st round draft busts on their team than wins last season. :shrug:

[Dr.Phool]

2. We have another season

Of lousy Browns football to look forward to. We gotta have something to laugh at. Otherwise we'd cry.

17 days to training camp!

[Allenberg]

5. Look on the bright side.

you guys have the quarterback that led the 2000 Baltimore Ravens to the Super Bowl. :D

I feel sick now. :puke:

[Dr.Phool]

8. I think they got there in spite of him.

[Allenberg]

9. You don't say?

Dilfer is going to be a disaster.

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. SNAP!

:D Go Stillers!!!

[Richardo]

4. Logo envy

Pure and simple.

[livetohike]

7. Good one Richardo!

:hi:

[livetohike]

6. Ha! All I have to say is "Four Super Bowls"

Go Steelers! :-)

[zbdent]

14. More like Five Superbowl appearances

I mean, even the Bungles, er, Bengals got to the Superbowl!

Geez, we have a RW turd on the air that constantly says "Stillers fans think football was invented in the seventies."

Then he talks about the great 64 Browns (thereby nullifying his argument that the Steelers fans live in the past) . . .

[WilliamPitt]

17. ...in the Ford/Carter era.

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. ...

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cleveland Browns fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Browns fans too.
Not really knowing what a Browns fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little boy has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Browns fan," he retorts.
"Then," asks her teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud Pittsburgh Steelers fan," boasts the little boy.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the little boy why he is a Steelers fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Steelers fans, so I'm a Steelers fan too," he responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
"Oh," says the little boy. "Well, then I'd be an Browns fan."

[RummyTheDummy]

11. The Steeler fans make me laugh

Falling for the whole "Cowher will get it done this year" thing every single friggin year. When will they ever learn. Last year's AFC title game couldn't have been more priceless watching the Pats cornhole their asses on their home field. They were so cocky and arrogant going into the game, then they got the shit kicked out of them.

[zbdent]

15. Actually, as an honest Steelers fan, I'd have to say

that the AFC title game should have been the Jets vs the Pats.

The Steelers lost that game three times . . . and still advanced - purely on dumb luck . . .

[Allenberg]

21. I actually disagree.

Cowher needs to be fired. He's a rich man's Marty Schottenheimer. Pretty good during the regular season, but reverts to fucktard mode in the playoffs. Granted, I can't blame him for the Super Bowl loss much, other than playing Erric Pegram on a sloppy Arizona field when we had Bam Morris ready to go.

[livetohike]

22. Don't forget

Neil (deer in the headlights look in his eyes) O'Donnell. That's what I remember most about that game. Sad.

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. GO PACKERS!!!

:bounce:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

19. Woo Hoo!!

Seconded!

[johnnie]

13. If the Steelers fans are gonna live in the past

So can we:

[dajoki]

16. what past?

:shrug:

[WilliamPitt]

18. I like the Steelers

I hope they are very good this year.

So when the Patriots steamroll them on the way to their third ring in a row and fourth in five years, we can say we defeated very good opponents to do so.

Ditto the Colts.

[livetohike]

20. A very diplomatic statement

:-)

Here's to a good season for all of us (and it can't get here soon enough).

:toast:

[Yavin4]

23. Have The Cleveland Browns Ever Gone To A Superbowl?

I don't think so. BTW, I'm not a Steelers fan. Just asking.