Letterman's recent Top Ten on Bush (Sorry if this is a repeat post...)

[Whoa_Nelly]

Am thinking this is the best Top Ten Letterman has done in a long time

Top Ten Ways George Bush Can Regain His Popularity


10. Dip into social security fund to give every American free HBO

9. Use diplomacy to bring peace to Brad, Jen and Angelina

8. Try fixing Iraq, creating some jobs, reducing the deficit and maybe capturing Osama

7. Figure out a way for the Yankees to win a game

6. Replace his "country simpleton" persona with more lovable "hillbilly idiot" image

5. Use weekly radio address to give Americans a Van Halen twofer

4. Get Saddam to switch to boxers

3. Ditch the librarian and make Eva Longoria First Lady

2. Resign

1. Jump on Oprah's couch while professing his love for Katie Holmes

[Deja Q]

1. I need to reply to these...

10. Dip into social security fund to give every American free HBO

But the same amount of money can treat us to 5 minutes with a hooker! In order to make it worthwhile, we'd need 12 times the amount of cash!

9. Use diplomacy to bring peace to Brad, Jen and Angelina

You mean they're a threesome and one is being given less attention? Which one, is it Brad?

8. Try fixing Iraq, creating some jobs, reducing the deficit and maybe capturing Osama

Too easy, mon. Too easy.

7. Figure out a way for the Yankees to win a game

That's easy: Bring in good players.

6. Replace his "country simpleton" persona with more lovable "hillbilly idiot" image

Yeah, but that would have worked in 1968 when Jed Clamppett was considered cool.

5. Use weekly radio address to give Americans a Van Halen twofer

It's not 1983 anymore, sorry.

4. Get Saddam to switch to boxers

Mmmm. That would make Saddam's cellmate happy. His current ones must stink to high heaven by now.

3. Ditch the librarian and make Eva Longoria First Lady

Bush needs a librarian? His library consists of coloring books and "My Pet Goat"...

2. Resign

Way too easy.

1. Jump on Oprah's couch while professing his love for Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes? Not Condi Rice? Or maybe using Katie is a lie; Bush has gone black and understandably doesn't want to come back! He's wooing Oprah! W00t!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[liontamer]

2. awesome, number 2 is always the best one eom