LynneSin
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:26 PM
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How do you tell your husband |
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Edited on Tue Jul-12-05 01:26 PM by LynneSin
he's a dumbass
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:27 PM
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:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :woohoo:
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:27 PM
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2. You should probably ask Mrs.Matcom |
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Edited on Tue Jul-12-05 01:29 PM by Midlodemocrat
I am sure she has a plethora of responses that could help.
Sorry, didn't realize this was a copycat. And, of course, I don't really think matcom is a dumbass.
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:29 PM
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Edited on Tue Jul-12-05 01:30 PM by matcom
:D :spray:
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The Velveteen Ocelot
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:27 PM
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3. "Honey, you're a dumbass." |
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:28 PM
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4. Pay me $50....and I'll do it for you. |
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:30 PM
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10. That's $100 for the enterprising XNASA |
Shell Beau
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:28 PM
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5. He already knows. Participate in |
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dumbass games with him and help him feel smarter since I am sure you are no Einstein yourself! ;-)
J/k by the way!
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LynneSin
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:28 PM
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7. I'm single so it's a moot point |
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:30 PM
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11. Maybe that is a good thing. Just think |
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you could have a sweet hubby that wants to tell you how fat you have gotten.
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:34 PM
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17. Hurry and find a dumbass, hightail it to Vegas for a quick get |
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hitched ceremony, then let us know how it turns out!
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:28 PM
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But your sometimes you're a real dumbass!
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:28 PM
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8. How to you tell your husband that he has a fat |
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mouth and needs to just stop talking. ;)
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:32 PM
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12. How do you tell your husband |
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the turn the fucking volume down on the idiot box!!??
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:32 PM
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13. Print out a copy of a dumbassed question he asked on a message |
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board and make him read the replies. :shrug:
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:33 PM
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:33 PM
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:rofl: You say "YOU'RE A DUMB ASS! And I am NOT fat."
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:33 PM
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15. Usually after frustration builds - "God, you're a dumbass". |
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Or maybe more of a pleading "please, stop being a dumbass". I would be more likely to use "jackass".
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:35 PM
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18. ask either my ex-wife or my current wife |
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they'll let you know!
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Tue Jul-12-05 01:41 PM
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19. Print this out, cut it up and tape it to his back |
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Tue Jul-12-05 02:06 PM
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20. Darling I adore you...but you're a dumbass. |
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Tue Jul-12-05 02:14 PM
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21. You should wait for the question mark, then emote at will! |
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Some gents prefer diction as it should be.
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Tue Jul-12-05 02:31 PM
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22. Honey, does this circular saw make me look like a dumbass? |
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Tue Jul-12-05 02:46 PM
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24. "George, we need to talk...." |
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