The longest fucking domain name in Solar System

[Goldmund]

www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustomsewing.com

Sick shit...

[Odonata]

1. they've got pantaloons!

[Goldmund]

4. Have you been looking around?

Glad to be of help!

[supernova]

2. Is she Amish?

Or Mennonite? That sure looks like stuff they wear. :shrug:

[Burma Jones]

3. A couple of her designs show the ankle

She must be burned at the stake. By seeing those ankles, I have been aroused.

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Is this a joke???

I've seen Amish in skimpier attire.

[Goldmund]

6. A joke it is, but not an intentional one

:D

[Spacemom]

7. Why doesn't she just call it what it is?

Bhurka Lite.

[Goldmund]

12. Prolly cuz it ain't so "lite"

:D

[LisaM]

8. When there is a category for "Dresses Without Capes"

You know something is wrong.

[MercutioATC]

9. If you have a Victorian-era fetish, this site is GOLD!

They even have bloomers!

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. Upon further browsing, they're probably Mennonite.

I can at least see that. If this were some fundie site, I'd be a tad more appalled.

[Der Blaue Engel]

14. I've known fundies

who dress like that. :scared:

[Taverner]

40. Not mennonite or amish

At least thats what she says

Just a fundamentalist, right down to wearing veils in church and covering her hair and face (as proscribed)

[jmm]

11. I love how they advertise custom fit clothes

as if any of this is actually fitted. When your clothes fit like a tent who cares if it has an extra inch or two in the waist?

[Ilsa]

13. Actually, some of the clothes on the dresses page

are pretty okay.

[XemaSab]

38. The wedding desses

look pretty normal, if you want something old-school.

(Old-school's not bad)

[RedCloud]

15. Methinks they are non-f***ing, based on their apparel.

Sorry to dispute your title.

[Goldmund]

17. Whence from the litter of kiddies, then?

[GreenPartyVoter]

16. Am I the only one slightly nostalgic for the "Prairie dress" look of the

80s?

I just about killed to get a peasant skirt and blouse with a quilted jacket. Never did get the granny boots, though.

[northzax]

18. and for the best part...they do websites!

http://www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustomsewing.com/web_page_design_from_$151.00%20up.htm

yeah, I want someone who doesn't believe in Zippers designing my website. great plan.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. Somewhere there's a man called "Purple".

If you read "The Handmaid's Tale" you know what I'm talking about.

[XemaSab]

23. oh yes

but where does the Lydia part come in??

She's a freethinker, burn her!

[China_cat]

20. Why do you need special clothes for homeschooling?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

21. Because JEEBUS IS ALWAYS WATCHING, heathen!!!

:crazy: :freak: :crazy: :freak: :crazy: :freak: :crazy: :freak: :crazy: :freak: :crazy: :freak:

[XemaSab]

22. The word "betrothal"

is the first major alarm.

If you don't know what "betrothal" is, I suggest you avail yourself of google.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

24. Isn't that "engagement" in fundynutese? (nt)

[XemaSab]

27. It's more than that

frequently the woman and man are not allowed to really spend much time with each other, and the man goes to the woman's dad and does most dealings with him.

It's very different that what we consider "engagement."

These people are quiverfull, too, and if you don't know what that is, that's another fun fundy term meaning "putting God in charge of the family planning." The seamstress here has 9 kids.

[name not needed]

25. Do they sell chastity belts too?

[Deep13]

26. "not found anywhere else"

There's a reason for that. If I see Laura Ingalls Wilder, I will let her know, otherwise, bleck!

[edbermac]

28. Check out this swimsuit...hubba hubba!

I'm getting aroused...:evilgrin:

[Deep13]

34. I've seen evening dresses with less material.

[XemaSab]

29. this is pure gold!

http://www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustomsewing.com/head_covering.htm

The purpose of the HEAD COVERING is two fold.
First and most important it symbolizes that the wife or daughter is in submission to and under the authority of her husband or father. It also witnesses to the world of this fact and of the protection and security that comes being properly under authority. Some Bible Believers today seem to have forgotten this.

Secondly the woman is to have her head covered when praying or prophesying. Some ladies do therefore wear a head covering during religious services. You can find this information in your Bible in 1Corinthians11:3 verse 16 actually means no custom other than, women wearing the head covering; which was well accepted until after World War 2 when fashion and worldliness slowly entered most American churches.

If the woman is not under authority her prayers could be hindered. My daughters start wearing a covering when they understand that daddy is the person over you and understand prayer, (or when they ask to wear one). Usually around age 2 to 4 years old. We have a daughter with downs-syndrome who doesn't yet understand but someday she will.

When we understand authority, then we can see the bigger reason to be covered when praying. Head coverings come in many shapes and styles, God does not care about the kind, fabric, style or HE would have given us HIS exact pattern in the Bible. God is more concerned about why it's being done, from the heart to please Christ or from the fear of leaders and tradition as men pleasers. Head covering is a symbol just like baptism and communion, many sincere believers do them differently.

[Goldmund]

30. Sick shit, as I said

wow...

[XemaSab]

31. Dunno that I've ever really seen

a pinafore before...

[u4ic]

32. .

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[jmm]

33. Looks like they haven't read the Bible close enough

God does care about fabric.

Leviticus 19:19 Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woolen come upon thee.

[Deep13]

37. www. Godhateslinenandwoolminglers. com????

Where's Phelps when you need him?

[XemaSab]

39. go to

www.godhatesshrimp.com

[Deep13]

35. "If the woman is not under authority her prayers could be hindered."

Jehovah's getting a bit deaf is He?

I guess keep ones head warm is not a reason for a head covering, known to the rest of the world as a hat.

Damn this is creepy.

[warsager]

36. my favorite is

Some of my daughters prefer to have the bloomers just below the knees and others like them a little longer.

The family pic at the bottom isn't scary at all.

I love how you can't right click on the images, because everybody is dying to steal them!!

[prole_for_peace]

41. "The purpose of the HEAD COVERING is two fold.

First and most important it symbolizes that the wife or daughter is in submission to and under the authority of her husband or father. It also witnesses to the world of this fact and of the protection and security that comes being properly under authority. Some Bible Believers today seem to have forgotten this...If the woman is not under authority her prayers could be hindered. My daughters start wearing a covering when they understand that daddy is the person over you and understand prayer, (or when they ask to wear one)."


aarrghhhh!!!!
:wow:

[Deja Q]

42. You know, it hasn't been 1840 for quite some time now... then I saw this:

http://www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustomsewing.com/modest_swimwear.htm



OMG, it's Elley May Clamppett on crack! :wow:

[XemaSab]

43. kick

.

[no name no slogan]

44. fscking hell, I gave myself carpal-tunnel

typing that fscking domain name... :hurts:

[warsager]

45. kick

this is so double super secret creepOLA!