Goldmund
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Tue Jul-12-05 02:08 PM
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How do you tell your wife she's going deaf? |
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"Honey, you're going deaf" isn't working...
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Tue Jul-12-05 02:11 PM
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5. yell a little louder... |
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Tue Jul-12-05 02:11 PM
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7. HONEY YOU'RE GOING DEAF!!! |
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Edited on Tue Jul-12-05 02:12 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
* Best Garret Morris impression*
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Tue Jul-12-05 02:16 PM
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8. Those guys above me all beat me, but seriously... |
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I understand, becaue my husband's hearing is getting worse, too.
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Tue Jul-12-05 02:19 PM
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10. Um... she's not going deaf, she's just ignoring you! nt |
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Tue Jul-12-05 02:20 PM
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12. Now there's a valid point. |
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"Selective hearing" might be the case.
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Tue Jul-12-05 02:19 PM
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11. Give her an American Sign Language (ASL) card? |
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Tue Jul-12-05 02:22 PM
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She may not want to admit it, but she knows.
(From one who is also going deaf but not afraid to admit it)
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Tue Jul-12-05 02:24 PM
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14. Check first, just to be sure. |
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Whisper something into her ear like, "Your mom can live with us while I do all the housework and buy you anything you need forever!"
If she doesn't respond she is deaf.
If she does respond, well, at least you have the satisfaction of knowing she's not deaf."
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16. the same way you tell her she's getting fat |
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