LuckyTheDog
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Tue Jul-12-05 03:11 PM
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Help me choose an excuse! |
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Edited on Tue Jul-12-05 03:16 PM by LuckyTheDog
I have an annual family reunion Sunday and those things usually are just a bit LESS fun than having dental work done. I have come up with what I think are some good excuses for not going. Please help me choose one or suggest your own: Sorry, but…
1) A meteor destroyed my house and I’m not sure my insurance covers it. I’ll be busy figuring that out.
2) I have been playing phone tag with Karl Rove all day and I really want to be here when he calls back.
3) I have to change the dressing on my massive head wound and that will take several hours because I keep passing out.
4) Attending the reunion would, it turns out, be a violation of several UN resolutions.
5) I’ve developed a highly contagious case of the Ebola virus.
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matcom
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Tue Jul-12-05 03:13 PM
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1. i prefer the direct approach myself |
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"YOU FUCKING PEOPLE ARE ALL FREAKS AND I WOULD RATHER POKE MY EYES OUT WITH PENCILS THAN SPEND 10 FUCKING MINUTES WITH YOU FOOLS"
works like a charm. you'll see.
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Tue Jul-12-05 03:36 PM
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Tue Jul-12-05 03:14 PM
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2. ooooooohhhhhh!! I like to show up and torture them!!!! |
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