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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 03:38 PM
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How do you tell your wife she is starting to look like Oliver Hardy?
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GCP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 03:39 PM
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1. You don't
Unless you never want to have sex again. :evilgrin:
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benddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 03:39 PM
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2. carefully n/t
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 03:39 PM
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3. From another state...
While in a secured bunker, in a undisclosed location.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 03:40 PM
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4. Ahhhh
Waiting for the sage advice...

:popcorn:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 03:40 PM
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5. That is when you go to the courthouse and file for divorce!
:hide:
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enigami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 03:43 PM
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6. From your new girlfriends house
of course
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