Doctor_J
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Tue Jul-12-05 04:27 PM
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How do you tell your wife she's starting to look like Walter Matthau? |
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Probably with a long-distance call.
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Mikimouse
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Tue Jul-12-05 04:28 PM
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1. Verrrrrry carefully, while backing away... |
swimmernsecretsea
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Tue Jul-12-05 04:29 PM
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2. You sure are an odd couple...n/t |
cornermouse
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Tue Jul-12-05 04:29 PM
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3. You have a death wish? |
WeRQ4U
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Tue Jul-12-05 04:30 PM
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4. Start out by saying that he was gorgeous in Grumpy Old Men.... |
BrklynLiberal
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Tue Jul-12-05 04:31 PM
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5. In a very, very low whisper... |
iconoclastic cat
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Tue Jul-12-05 04:44 PM
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6. From inside a concrete bunker 500 feet below the Earth's surface. |
nothingshocksmeanymore
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Tue Jul-12-05 04:47 PM
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7. Honey...you were supposed to hang that red ball on the Christmas tree |
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Tue Jul-12-05 05:04 PM
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Not if you want her to continue being your wife.
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