Show some Lounge Luv for Scotty McClellan

[Robb]

:D

I mean, I actually almost felt sorry for that douchebag at today's press conference! He's a communications professional (regardless of whatever else he is) and someone told him before he went out to keep his shit shut on Rove.

"What can I say?"
"Tell them it's an ongoing investigation."
"What else? ... Hey, where are you going?!?"
"...Scott, you're on."
"Fuuuuuck....!"

Poor little lambykins.
:P
"What is this crap???"

[tuvor]

1. Perish the thought.

Sorry, this'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you.

:spank:

[Robb]

4. Ow!

Dammit! :D

[JimmyJazz]

2. Oh Look! The most recent photo of Scottie:

Okay, so it's just his feet, but STILL :o

[zippy890]

3. Pasty-faced putz

monotone *repeat *drone *ONGOING

*****investigation * lower voice monotone* you know my position* *ongoing

STONEWALL PASTY-FACE MCLIEBUTT

no sympathy, no not one bit

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Ari is kickin back somewhere, feet up on a table, relishing the fact

that this isn't his problem.

[ghostsofgiants]

6. I applaud the press that were in attendance for not just kicking his ass

[peekaloo]

7. Luvs.....that's a diaper right?

better get the extra pants-load version.

[Doctor_J]

8. Snotty, you're not the most repulsive of the Rove gang

how'd I do?

:loveya:

[Robb]

9. Good effort!

See, we can be nice and give the guy a back-hander at the same time! :thumbsup:

Scotty, I would pee on you if you were on fire. :)

[Pharlo]

10. That's alright Scottie, we understand. No, really, it isn't YOUR fault.

Composure under fire just isn't your forte.

Lack of experience. But that's alright, Rummy has said he could find a spot for you in Iraq. You could gain some experience on handling yourself in a hostile environment.

Communications. You say you want a job in communications? Sure. No problem. We can get you a slot in communications. Hell, we can get you a posting communicating directly with insurgents....

What do you mean 'NO!'....Well, it's out of your hands now, a friend of Rummy's has already placed your name on a freedom lover's list. Don't worry about a thing. You'll be fine....You just need a little tough love. Come back a different man...

Of course you'll make it back. Everyone comes back - haven't seen any pictures of flag draped coffins, have you?...See, everyone comes back....War? War? What War?...That was over in 2002...Mission Accomplished - Remember?...You need to start paying attention to the White House press releases Scottie.

How long? Six months - Seven max. - Definitely have you back in a year....In the meantime, you can learn composure under fire...

Scottie, Scottie, calm down. Hah! Hah! I was jokin' - Of course you won't see any 'action' - You'll be in communications. Remember?...Of course I'm sure - Rummy promised, didn't he? Don't ya trust Rummy? ...What was that you said?...'Ongoing investigation' .... What investigation? Is Rummy being investigated for something? I thought it was Rove who was under investigation.... What's with Rummy and an investigation?...

Size of the plane? Size of the plane? ....A military transport.... Yes, it's a large plane... No, I do not know its flight path...

Scottie...Quit stalling... The sooner you leave, the sooner you get back... Yes Scottie, I'm sure you're coming back. ... Would your friends leave you there?

Trust me Scottie ... It's not a military action, it's a Tough Love Camp....You'll love it.

That's right Scottie, Donnie promised - Communications....Home by Christmas... You have the promise of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney on that.....

Scottie! Scottie! Where did you go Scottie!