I have 32,606 pennies.

[SmileyBoy]

What the hell should I do with them??

[JVS]

1. I'll take them

[SmileyBoy]

2. Um....... NO.

Thanks for playing.:D

[Logiola]

3. melt them and sell the medal

or not, copper will get you $0.64 a pound

[seriousstan]

13. Impractical, after 1982 pennies are 97.5% zinc.

[tk2kewl]

4. count them again

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

5. Count them one more time

Just to make sure you didn't make a mistake.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

6. D'oh!

[tk2kewl]

10. GMTA

;)

[SmileyBoy]

7. I'm almost 100% sure I didn't make a mistake.

I double-count before putting together every roll.

[Skink]

12. How do we know they aren't any Canadiens in there..?

Unwrap them and check please.

[SmileyBoy]

20. There aren't any.

I double-check for Canadian pennies, then I put them somewhere else.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

8. I can't wait until someone copycats your thread

:evilgrin:

[entanglement]

25. LOL

:rofl:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

27. Are you thinking a title of a porn movie?

:D

[Deja Q]

28. Sorry to intercede, but what I'm thinking sounds better than "16 candles"

:wow:

[NoSheep]

9. Perhaps you could run 'em through that shredder backwards

and they'd come out in little .50 rolls!

[seriousstan]

11. Play the penny slots for the rest of you life.

Or ride the penny mechanical pony at Meijer's 24/7 until they put you in the record book.

[KG]

14. you counted them all?

[CatholicEdHead]

15. Put them in a sock and pay your paperboy with them

/Crankshaft

[Massacure]

16. Save them and pay a traffic ticket with them.

[jim3775]

17. Eat two a day for the next 44 years.

[EstimatedProphet]

18. You have $32, 600 in pennies and you're asking us what to do?

Take me out for a drink, for starters!

[SmileyBoy]

21. Actually, $326.06.

:)

[tk2kewl]

22. $326

[EstimatedProphet]

30. Fine. $326. You can still buy me a drink.

[tk2kewl]

31. if they were my pennies, i would

;)

[youthere]

19. Pay off a credit card or other bill...

with the pennies. I always wanted to do that.

OR

Put a whole bunch in a sock and beat the crap out of a mime...I always wanted to do that too.

[Deja Q]

23. Keep them. Then you KNOW you will NEVER...

become penniless! :rofl:

[sakabatou]

24. $326 worth of pennies?

Damn. Must be heavy.

[yellowdogintexas]

26. a quart jar of pennies is $18.00, approximatly.

So just measure them

[hyphenate]

29. $326.06

is a pretty good amount. Find some kids to roll them for you, promising them $5 each, and then cash them in to real money for a big dinner out with friends or family. :D

[Shell Beau]

32. You can dump them in those machines that

count it for you. They keep an 1/8 of a penny. But it is worth it to me.