A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer...

[rustydog]

The bartender throws the string out saying; "We don't serve strings here!"

The string thinks for a minute, ties itself in a knot and teases it's ends and walks back into the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says: "Hey, aren't you that string I just threw out of here?"

String replies: " Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Ooooh. Oh. That hurt.

[Spiffarino]

2. What is foosball?

A cross between soccer and shish kabob.

[halobeam]

3. Ha ha!

I liked it, but there was a small ouch factor!... (I like those too...hehe)