this guy is sitting at the bar in the Chicago tower...

[rustydog]

another guy sits down next to him and they strike up a conversation.

After about a half hour, the first drunk tells the other that the tower's construction and location makes for a natural air flow phenomenon that allows one to step off the roof and float gently to the ground.

The second guy of course insists the guy prove it and they both make their way to the roof where the first guy steps off the roof and, amazingly, drifts slowly to the ground outside the bar.

The second guy thinks this is too cool and steps off too and promptly smashes into the ground at the other's feet.

The bartender comes out and says: "Superman, you are a mean drunk."

[nickgutierrez]

1. Ha!

:rofl:

[liss681]

2. okay, that one was funny

[jobycom]

3. That was so good my neighbors now hate you

for making me wake them up.