Help needed for my Hannidate responses - talking points needed

[LynneSin]

As you might have heard, last night I found out that I was accepted to Hannidate - yes, you guessed it - a matchmaking service brought to you by Sean Hannity.

Some of us created entries and despite the message on the home page that requires you to fax something to the home office before approval, my Hannidate personal ad was added and I now have conservative men responding to me.

Now I don't want to give too much away about my ad, but I think there was a certain "I'm a Rick Santorum kinda gal" appeal with my ad that helped get it approved.

So now I want to know - what kind of talking points could I use to respond to these requests to 'get to know me better'. I'm such a bleeding heart liberal that I'm not sure if I can do this, but thought maybe I could get some hints from the gang here at the DU lounge

http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/

[JimmyJazz]

1. I'll help you as soon as I clean off my keyboard!

:rofl:

[Lannes]

2. Tell tem "no tree huggers"

[Texasgal]

3. Terri Schaivo

That'll work.

[tyedyeto]

4. Fundy talk works well

At least, so I heard :eyes:

[Aristus]

5. Lynne......um.....what's this all about???

:shrug:

Why are you doing this to yourself? What do you hope to accomplish? Other than demonstrating what a strong stomach for right-wing filth you have.

You're brave, sweetie.

[LynneSin]

I have no idea - I honestly didn't think it would get accepted

But I want to find out if some of these guys are willing to enlist in the war and if not, what their excuse is

[Zuni]

6. Tell them you are a member of the 2nd Amendment Sisters

they are an offshoot of FreeRepublic that opposes any laws to regulate guns :eyes:

[warrens]

7. R U NUTZ?

You can get stalked by upright, liberal guys right here. Why would you want to set yourself up for stalking by nazis?

[kick-ass-bob]

8. I gotta know - but I don't have time to search.....

will you PM me some details?

You're not the 30 year old with the 3 yr old kid, are you?

:7

[NewJeffCT]

9. you hear the cries of the stem cells...but, a few tries here.

Sorry, couldn't resist that one from Doonesbury the other day.

Some talking points:
1) You believe God is on the side of the good ole US of A, but that we risk His wrath if we become too tolerant of gays, femi-Nazis and those tree-huggers.

2) The best book you read in 2004 was "Unfit for Command", which was amazingly well documented. Of course, the Bible always tops your list, but the best new book was Unfit...

3) Your big problem with George Bush is that he is not conservative enough.

4) You swore off movies from those liberal elites in Hollywood x number of years ago, but you made an exception to see 'The Passion of the Christ', and hope to get good news on 'The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe this Christmas'.

[johnnie]

10. What the...??

"Whether you are looking for a life partner..". Life partner? That sounds a little ummm..gay..lol.

[jmm]

11. Oh I could have so much fun if I were you right now.

Tell them you're turned on by a man in uniform then ask if they're in the service. If they say no remind them that you are into traditional values and make them tell you why they're not fulfilling their manly duties and protecting the world from terrorists.