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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:13 AM
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Energized Water!!!
http://www.energels.com/main.htm

An Energy Mug to energize your water in 1-2 minutes...



Highly charged water inside the hollow of the mug transfers positive information to your drinks (water, juice, coffee, colas), giving them a positive spin and a sweeter, softer, less acidic taste. This information stays with the drink even when poured into another glass. (Do Not X-Ray Or Microwave).

ONLY $69.00 + S&H

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ME: It looks like one of those chiller-mugs you can get at Walmart for $2.97.
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Better yet... get one of these



PX EnerGel™ Water Wand 22
Raise the positive energy of the incomming water to your home!

The 22'' Water Wand should be used on the cold water pipe entering the house, either from the well or from the municipal water system. All water in the home will be raised to the positive energy level of approximately 10,000 - 12,000 Bovis units, up from the usual 3-4,000 Bovis units found in tap water, with 6,500 units being neutral. Copper pipes are better than plastic for higher Bovis units.

ONLY $199.00 + S&H

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ME: Check out ALL of their AMAZING products here: http://www.energels.com/products.php

YOU CAN LIVE LONGER!!! AMAZING!!! Read all about it here: http://www.energels.com/how.htm
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:15 AM
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1. Water is...water.
I hadn't any idea until now that one could add "positive energy" to water. My, what will they think of next? :sarcasm:
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:33 AM
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6. No it's not!!!
When I got up this morning, I turned on the TV, and it was still tuned to Comedy Central, but it was their paid programming.

Faith healer Peter Popoff was hawking Miracle Water. All kinds of testimonials on how it cures everything from crabs to colon cancer!

I had to watch it for a few minutes. Much funnier than C-span. But, then again it was on Comedy Central.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:15 AM
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2. Bovis units?
They have units of measure for "positive energy" now??
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HamstersFromHell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:21 AM
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4. I think Bovis units are...
a measurement of the Bovine Excrement factor. ;)

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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:17 AM
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3. 12,000 Beavis units?
I'm impressed.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:38 AM
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9. are you sure those arent "Bogas" units..???
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:27 AM
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5. is that an energy nipple or a vortex inside of the energy mug image?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:43 AM
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10. Two Guesses:
The mug was layed on its side and photographed from above... so the "nipple/vortex" shape you see is actually the bubble of air within the liquid/gel "energy layer" that rose to the top (side) when the cup was layed on its side.

Or...

The mug was placed in the freezer (as per the instruction on the Walmart chiller-mugs) only it was placed there on its side, so the liquid/gel layer froze in that unusual shape and remained that way while it was being photographed.

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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:34 AM
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7. "Snake-oil" salesman have gone hi-tech.
And there will be plenty of suckers willing to buy promises for high prices.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:36 AM
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8. Zen saying....selling 'energized' water by the river
:crazy:
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drm604 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:56 AM
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11. "Bovis Units"
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
Google of "Bovis Units"

Here's a Google Answers article on Bovis Units. Apparently they're related to "pyramid power" and are measured using a pendulum. I think that it would be more correct to refer to them as "Bogus Units".
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
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