SOteric
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Wed Jul-13-05 12:01 PM
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A little humour from the borowitz report: |
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As the number of anonymous leaks from the White House mounts to a dozen or more a day, newspaper columnists are increasingly signing up for the Federal "do not call" list to keep unnamed White House sources from bothering them at home.
"The first couple of leaks I didn't mind," said the Star-Ledger's Trimble. "But these guys keep calling me at dinnertime."
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Wed Jul-13-05 12:10 PM
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Wed Jul-13-05 12:19 PM
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2. I thought it was a good one. |
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From the utter silence, however, I'm going to guess we're alone in that judgement.
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Wed Jul-13-05 12:21 PM
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Besides, that leaves more kids for me to beat :evilgrin:
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Wed Jul-13-05 12:22 PM
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Wed Jul-13-05 12:22 PM
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Wed Jul-13-05 12:24 PM
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7. OhMyGHOD! You're doing the rain-dance! |
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Someone tell GOPisEvil to get his galoshes and raincoat.
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Wed Jul-13-05 12:25 PM
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HE calls them "rubbers" :rofl:
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Wed Jul-13-05 12:27 PM
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9. Now ~those~ are some mighty big rubbers, Tex. |
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Wed Jul-13-05 12:43 PM
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10. You gave me this smilie! It's the OFFICIAL JJ smilie! |
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Wed Jul-13-05 01:22 PM
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12. Yes, but it's also David's rain dance smilie... |
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It brought rain to Austin. Now there's gonna be a flood. :hi:
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Wed Jul-13-05 12:55 PM
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11. I think it only works if you do the dance. |
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*glances at the sunny day outside*
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Wed Jul-13-05 01:23 PM
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I was worried about finding plans for an ark on the internets...
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Wed Jul-13-05 01:52 PM
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14. Uhhh...I don't mean to alarm you, but rain has started to appear on radar. |
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Not here in the city (yet), but in the hills out west, there's rain. :scared:
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Wed Jul-13-05 01:54 PM
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15. I knew it! Head for high ground. |
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Or in a pinch, go into GD and take the moral high ground.
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Wed Jul-13-05 01:55 PM
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16. Oooooh...moral high ground. Not even the Genesis Flood can get me there. |
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