achtung_circus
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Wed Jul-13-05 05:56 PM
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-----Original Message----- From: Sent: To: Karl C. Rove Subject: AMERICA SUPPORTS YOU KARL!
Dear Karl Rove:
I just wanted to tell you that no matter how much indisputable evidence those fact-obsessed intellectual reporters release about you betraying America, I join the President in not caring diddly-squat about so-called national security when the only war that matters is the one we're waging against Democrats. So that makes you TOPS in my book! Anyway, however it happened, that bimbo Valerie Plame got what she deserved for marrying a moron who spouted crazy talk about Saddam bin Laden not having all those Nukepox Laser Deathrays you made President Bush promise we'd find. Heck, she should be happy that you only assassinated his CHARACTER!
Well, I would say don't let this 'Plame Game' get you down, but I'm sure you're already orchestrating your greatest-yet Machiavellian stratagem (replete with Clintonian legalistic parsings) to slither out of doing any prison time - especially since you were polite enough not to use Mrs. Wilson's first name. So good luck with the indictments and likely cover-up conspiracy investigation, and next time you're whispering him sweet nothings, please tell Bob Novak I think his waxy tufts of silver ear hair are massively SEXY - in a totally non-homosexual way, of course!
Sincerely,
<http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2005/071205.asp>
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Wed Jul-13-05 05:57 PM
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Wed Jul-13-05 06:01 PM
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Ok,the bastard is smart but will he understand the sarcasm ? Those creatures don't seem to grasp the concept of sarcasm.Fun text BTW.
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Wed Jul-13-05 06:03 PM
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4. I added a post script. |
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ps. You got a purty mouth, boy.
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Wed Jul-13-05 06:10 PM
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I just spit all over my new flat screen. LOL!
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Wed Jul-13-05 06:10 PM
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I'm French-Canadian and I don't understand your respond.What does "purty mouth" means ?
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Wed Jul-13-05 06:20 PM
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8. It's a reference to what would likely happen |
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in a PITA (pound in the ass) prison. A refernce to unwanted oral sex with his new roommate Bubba.
Mon grandpere est ne a Lachute.
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Wed Jul-13-05 06:23 PM
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9. Thanks for the explanation achtung_circus... |
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Do you speak a little bit of French ?
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Wed Jul-13-05 06:47 PM
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11. Un tres petit peu seulement. |
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Wed Jul-13-05 09:51 PM
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Wed Jul-13-05 09:51 PM
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Edited on Wed Jul-13-05 09:53 PM by jeff30997
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Wed Jul-13-05 06:02 PM
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Wed Jul-13-05 06:09 PM
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In a totally non-homosexual way, of course. I think KKKarl will probably get it. Well done!
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Wed Jul-13-05 06:44 PM
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10. I'm on whitehouse.org's mailing list too! |
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Just saw your post *after* I posted it on GD and GD-P ! Guess we got it covered on DU now :)
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