NEW WHITE HOUSE SHOCKER! Pres. to Name Yoda Homeland Security Chief

[intheflow]

NEW WHITE HOUSE SHOCKER!
PRESIDENT TO NAME YODA HOMELAND SECURITY CHIEF
Bush refuses to change his mind even after learning Yoda isn't real

By ALFONSO PITELLI

IN a bombshell revelation that shocked even his closest Republican supporters, President George W. Bush announced that his new director of Homeland Security would be Yoda, the famed Jedi master from the Star Wars films.

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On the face of it, the 894-year-old Yoda, a member of an undisclosed alien species, would seem like a good replacement for outgoing Homeland Security boss Tom Ridge.

Like Ridge, Yoda doesn't have a neck.

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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61695




What, Weekly World News isn't a valid news source? When did that happen? And did anyone tell the Men In Black? :silly:

[Spinzonner]

1. Hmm, that's Oz

[intheflow]

2. Are you implying Frank Oz dressed up like Yoda just for political gain?

That's a little far-fetched, don't you think? :bounce:

[DemGirl7]

3. Yoda would never work for evil such as Bush...

Yoda is a Jedi, and working for Bush goes agaisnt the Jedi code.