Jesus Action Figure Apocalyse Accessories Pack

[Elidor]

Accessory kit includes everything your Jesus Action Figure will need to mount a successful military campaign against His enemies and those of the One True God (TM). Includes helmet with an American flag sticker, a rifle, a sidearm, a grenade, and a knife. Six items in all. You will need to affix them to your action figure with the adhesive of your choice.

You think I'm making this up?

http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16350&cat=251&page=2&kbid=1002⊂=sc

[stepnw1f]

1. Hey Looks! It's the New Republican Mascot!!!! (nt)

[silverweb]

2. *LOL*

That whole site's a blasphemous spoof! Funny stuff and gag gifts designed to make fun of religion altogether.

:D

[youngdem]

3. I think this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

:evilgrin:

[Elidor]

4. Unborn Baby Ornament - US Troop Model

Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?

Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3" long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top. Includes a metal ornament hanger. If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!

Show that you support the "culture of life" by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.

http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16346&cat=300&page=1