Jesus Soap? Reagan Ashtrays? Business ideas to make money off wingnuts

[Kathy in Cambridge]

LynneSin's thread last night about the velvet portraits of Republicans got me thinking of how we can cash in on the gullibility and bad taste of Republicans. Here are links to LynneSin's thread and velvet paintings:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3633966

http://www.velvetpaintings.com/

And there was a thread in GD yesterday about 'chaste' apparel for the more demure evangelical:

http://www.liliesapparel.com/

This would be a great way to raise money for our Democratic candidates. Aside from bumperstickers and velvet paintings, what other items would be attractive to this core marketing demographic?

[Kathy in Cambridge]

1. Anyone?

[Darth_Kitten]

2. Limbaugh flavoured ice cream?

:evilgrin:

seriously, something like Ben and Jerry's except with the names of repukes. :)

[Kathy in Cambridge]

6. That's cool

how 'bout a Rush Limbaugh signature syringe?

[LynneSin]

12. who in god's name wants ice cream that tastes like stinky ass

:shrug:

[Darth_Kitten]

21. I'm sure there's a market for it somewhere in Freeperland.

:)

[EstimatedProphet]

32. You mean like this?

http://www.starspangledicecream.com/new/new-flavors.htm
Note that they discontinued RUSHmallow...
Somebody beat you to the punch, but they were sick enough to mean it for real. Lot's of "fun" flavors centered around blowing up dark-skinned people here.

[Darth_Kitten]

35. that is kind of freaky.

maybe I'm sick for suggesting it. :crazy: :think: :( :evilgrin:

[AlCzervik]

3. i'd really like to develop and market a "Watch me grow chastity belt"

[MN ChimpH8R]

30. You mean a chia-fundy?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:


Someone should photoshop that.

[blondeatlast]

4. "Thank God we won the Civil War" bumperstickers.

With a tasteful AMERICAN flag motif.

Not only a good laugh at their expense, it's also a good way to incite them to eat their own!

[texanwitch]

5. And there is this product for sale.

www.divine-interventions.com/baby.html

This product is of a personal nature. Funny as hell.:rofl:

[ronnykmarshall]

7. Ann Coulter tampons.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

17. ...

:spray:

[Initech]

25. Better idea: Abstinenance only tampons!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

8. Water into wine sports drink!

Water that turns red when you open the bottle by releasing food coloring into the water from the cap when the seal is broken!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. Love it!!

[Spider Jerusalem]

9. Here's one:

Portraits of Ronald Reagan, made of jelly beans glued to a sheet of plywood.

[Deja Q]

11. Reagan soap. Jesus is too sacred to be rubbed "down there"

:wow:

Or is it the other way 'round? :shrug:

[blondeatlast]

13. Bumpersticker:

We stole it. Deal with it.

[LynneSin]

14. Did Velvet Rove give you nightmares last night

:shrug:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

18. Actually, it was Velvet Buchanan

:scared:

what an ugly mofo

[LynneSin]

20. Imagine what he looks like in real life

:crazy:

[WhollyHeretic]

15. You could put some red dye in the center of the Jesus Soap

after you used it for a while it would develop stigmata.

[Doctor_J]

16. I might buy a Smirk toilet seat

[Kathy in Cambridge]

19. We got my dad Bush TP for Christmas

:-)

[xultar]

22. Lofas!

[Arugula Latte]

37. You mean falafels!

:D

[HeeBGBz]

23. Karl Rove Pez dispenser

Spitting out classified flavored candy.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

24. kick for the afternoon crew

[48pan]

26. Limbaugh is selling Club Gitmo shirts...

I've seen a couple locally. I'm thinking anything with an American flag will sell to rightys.

[RedCloud]

27. School is for losers! (bumperstickers)

I flunked out, but my vote still counts.

Lying to America only matters when the President is a Democrat!

I am 10,000 miles behind our troops!

Bush is our President. God help America!

If you can read this, I is impressed.

[LibertyLover]

28. Candles

Well, I was going to suggest scented Jesus candles, to light that intimate late night prayer meeting ("Holy Spirit Helotrope", "Cana Wedding Lily of the Valley", "Passion in the Desert Rose"), but then I found out that someone beat me to it.

http://www.hisessence.com/

According to their website, His Essence candles smell like Jesus would have - frankincense, myrrh, aloes.

Oh well, back to the drawing board.

[arwalden]

29. "Pope Soap On A Rope" Has Always Amused Me

[Kathy in Cambridge]

31. Someone could have sold Terri soap during the Schiavo mess

does that sound cold? All those dumbasses who gathered there would have bought it too.

[AngryAmish]

33. I own an old ad of Reagan selling smokes

Chesterfield I think.

[NewJeffCT]

34. TP with pics of top Republicans on it?

Who wouldn't love to wipe their ass on Karl Rove, Rush, Bush or Ann Coulter?

[peekaloo]

36. Laura Bush feminine wipes

The pause that refreshes "down there".

[jmm]

38. Wanna cash in on bad taste and stop them from breeding?

*Warning* There I warned you all so don't say I didn't.

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

39. I was actually thinking about this the other day

I thought making tours of important religious sites in major cities, NYC in particular, and THEN take them to Ground Zero. Most Republicans probably have never been or would never want to go to NYC but the tours could apply to anywhere and the Ground Zero would definitely rope in a ton of suckers. (I don't mean to exploit 9/11 only to exploit those who exploit)

Also a Jesus themed theme restaurant.

I just think of this as me using the "free" market to exploit those who deify the "free" market.