CanuckAmok
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Wed Jul-13-05 08:30 PM
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Post a joke specific to your occupation. Bonus marks if nobody outside your occupation gets it.
Mine:
Q: What takes a film crew an hour and fifteen minutes?
A: A half-hour lunch.
Q: How many Teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twelve. You gotta fuckin' problem wid dat?!
Q: How many screenwriters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The lightbulb? No, no, no...you can't change the lightbulb! The lightbulb is the most important part. You don't have cohesive pacing without the lightbulb.
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Crazy Guggenheim
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Wed Jul-13-05 08:34 PM
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1. How many IT Consultants does it take? |
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One, and I charge a two hour minimum.
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