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Wed Jul-13-05 10:55 PM
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What is your favorite Homer-ism? As in something profound Homer Simpson |
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has said. Here is an example: "I love Kids, you can teach them to hate all the things you hate." http://www.thesimpsons.com/
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Wed Jul-13-05 10:57 PM
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1. Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. |
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They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:40 PM
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18. Gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening |
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Wed Jul-13-05 10:58 PM
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2. "They'll never know the joys of a monkey knife fight" |
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Wed Jul-13-05 10:58 PM
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3. You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." |
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Wed Jul-13-05 10:59 PM
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4. "So, they got the internet on computers now..." (nt) |
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:43 PM
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20. I was going to say that..nt |
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:01 PM
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5. "Oh sure Marge, that'll work in theory. |
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Edited on Wed Jul-13-05 11:01 PM by Finnfan
In theory, communism works..."
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:01 PM
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6. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening |
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Edited on Wed Jul-13-05 11:02 PM by Rabrrrrrr
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:03 PM
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You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer. Homer's Brain: It's a deal!
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:05 PM
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8. Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? |
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:05 PM
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9. "You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never to try." |
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:11 PM
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12. Thats a great one!!! nt |
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:06 PM
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"(I belong to), you know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work in real life -- uh, Christianity."
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."
"To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!"
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like -- love!"
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:10 PM
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11. No matter how good you are at something... |
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there are always a million people better than you, so why even try?
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:12 PM
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13. "Everything seems bad if you remember it". |
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I use that one all the time.
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:12 PM
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14. Tubamaba...oboe-moboe |
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:18 PM
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15. Saxamaphone! Saxamaphooone! |
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:22 PM
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16. "There's no telling with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge!" |
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:41 PM
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19. On handguns: "Five-day waiting list?! But I'm mad now!" |
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