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I had to take my cousin to vote today, as her car was down for the count. While she went in and voted, I stayed in the car reading Andy Rooney's new book... sidebar... great book! Anyway, she votes at an elementary school, and I was parked in the parking lot, window down, reading book, smoking a cigarette. A security guard (is it really necessary at an elementary school? I guess so) came over to my car and informed me that I couldn't smoke on school property. Since I have always been a considerate smoker (won't smoke around parents who quit, before NY's new law always sat in non-smoking area when with others at restaurants, won't smoke in someone else's house, etc.), I apologized (even though I was in my own car) and not even thinking, tossed the butt. BIG mistake. Rent-A-Cop goes ballistic. Starts yelling at me that if I want to poison myself that's fine but I wasn't going to poison everyone else by tossing my cigarette on the ground. Never mind it was ASPHALT... but I digress... So then, Rent-A-Cop tells me "get your --- out of that car and pick this f-----g thing up, RIGHT NOW...
Oh contrare...
I informed him that since I paid about 1600 bucks more a year in taxes, JUST on my cigarettes ($2.20 per pack, 2 packs a day, 365 days a year), that should give me the right to smoke wherever I wanted, that I would pick it up, but if he didn't change his tone I was going to light another one and put it out on his face. As I'm picking it up, he's writing a ticket... who knew they could? Anyway he presents me with a 100 dollar fine for littering.
My cousin comes back to the car, sees me and Rent-A-Cop doing a face to face, finds out what it's all about, lights a cigarette herself and says just lets go. Off to Town Hall... I blow my stack at the Mayor... Fine gets dismissed... Mayor apologizes, says since I was in my own car Rent-A-Cop had no right... I drive back past school... Rent-A-Cop is standing at entrance... I flick lit cigarette in his general direction...
Moral of the story... he could have just said "please don't leave your butt on the parking lot" My response... "oh, ok, sorry"
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