CanuckAmok
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:34 PM
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So, WTF?! Carbon dating can be disrupted by magnetism, radiation, and... |
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...even solar flares?
So how do I find out how old the contents of my fridge actually are?
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LastKnight
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:41 PM
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Edited on Wed Jul-13-05 11:41 PM by LastKnight
cause you know, the fundies have discredited every other source for coming up with age on anything.
and on the first day, onto him the almighty bestowed a loaf of Meat...saying 'here, eat and be content, but do not let the loaf linger in the refrigerator beyond the sabbath day...' this is the word of our lord. Amen.
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:50 PM
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2. Find the oldest container, open it, and |
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ask the little creature inside about the first thing it remembers. That could give you a starting place.
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:51 PM
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3. You could try carbon dating the food? |
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:53 PM
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4. Call Oral Roberts. He'll do a prayer in which he puts his cock in your ass |
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and in the asses of a few small boys, but not in a homosexual way, of course, and then he'll close his eyes and pray and root around on the floor in a pile of checks sent to him by widows on pension, and then he'll tell you the exact age of your food.
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CanuckAmok
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:54 PM
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5. if he's so into sodomy, why is he named "Oral"? |
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Wed Jul-13-05 11:57 PM
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6. Aye, and there's the rub |
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