First KY Jelly

[Wonk]

What was the first thing you ever used it for?

(goes great with KY peanut butter, I hear)

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. I believe it was anal sex, Alex

Either that, or the time I wanted to hook up the slip 'n slide indoors.

[Throckmorton]

14. same here, in the late 1980's.

before that vaseline or crisco shortening were my lubes of choice. Safe sex ended that.

[slinkerwink]

2. lubrication for his condom

Ha, now that's YEARS ago!

[plcdude]

12. you are

very attractive and good luck with school.

[TrogL]

3. Strangely enough, my first time wasn't with KY

It was with something that looked and smelled like bear grease.

I have no idea.

KY came later. [double entendre left as an exercise for the reader]

[Wonk]

6. re: double entendres, take a look in GD ;-)

My first experience with it was making fake blood (just add red food coloring and apply).

[MojoKrunch]

8. That poor bear.

//It was with something that looked and smelled like bear grease.//
Do you even remember her name?
It wasn't JoJo the Dancing Bear was it?

:D

Mojo

[patdem]

4. As a youthful offender of 'sex for fun' I was told by a good Catholic boy

I being a 'good' Catholic girl was too wet...he thought I MUST have some sort of disease...(desire for SEX as a girl is a disease in most Xian religions)...never used KY...

[plcdude]

13. no such thing

as too wet

[nostamj]

5. KY: Then and Now

'greek'

[NashVegas]

7. I Had a Hair Dresser

Once tell me that punk rockers were using it for their spikes (this was back in 1981-ish, before there was a commercial market for such things).

[pdx_prog]

9. Vaseline

of course.....then discovered KY....

Was all over with when we made the Astroglide discovery.....slickest substance known to man....lol.....(besides Bush's tongue that is...lol)

[Loonman]

10. Lubricate a plunger

To make a seal.

KY handy at my house but no Vaseline.

Go figure.

[HEyHEY]

11. Strawberry yogurt

Well....not me, but a girl I know

[Robb]

15. with an uncooked turkey

and a roll of packing tape?

:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

18. nope

All I know is the strawberry yogurt part...it's turned in to a legend up here

[Speck Tater]

16. I never got as far south as TN let alone KY

so I've had to make do with MI jelly or OH jelly, or maybe CA jelly when I was visiting L.A.

[jmowreader]

17. Greasing up an antenna

It was during winter training at Fort Drum. We were set up near a medical collection point, we were trying to break down an antenna and having a hell of a time. One of the medics came over and told us to "try this." It was a tube of KY. He said it was just the thing to make sure the antenna would come apart in that cold-ass place; they'd been coming to Drum for "years" and always used it.

Worked, too.

Never used it for sex before that because I couldn't get any; the PX and the local drugstores had lots of rubbers and no KY, so what we all had to do was change rubbers twelve times during the act. (Which has its advantages; if you're getting laid twice a week, you buy two twelve-packs of condoms every Saturday afternoon and people think you're Casanova.)

[DoNotRefill]

19. gaskets....

as a lube.