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enigami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:01 PM
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How do I tell my Wife she needs to shave
just askin
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:02 PM
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markbark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:03 PM
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2. Depends....
Does she have a mustache or are we talking furry legs here?
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enigami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:04 PM
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4. it's not her face
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:04 PM
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3. Shave what?
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:04 PM
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5. Tell me the specific area and I'll give you the best solution.
Edited on Thu Jul-14-05 01:05 PM by blm
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Debbi801 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:05 PM
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6. i think it really depends on what you want shaved.
:-)
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:05 PM
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7. Tell her that even Kirstie Alley shaves...
:shrug:
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:06 PM
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8. Shave what?
hair from head?

around your Adam's apple? Trust is a key issue there!
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:10 PM
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9. Pay someone else to tell her.
If she finds out, it's still better than having told her yourself.
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dajoki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:12 PM
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10. YOU DON'T!!
what, are you nuts?:crazy:
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:15 PM
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11. You buy her a gift certificate for a spa session.
Massage, manicure, pedicure, waxing, the whole bit. And surprise her with it. Subtlety usually works best.
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:18 PM
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13. Yep - that's the right answer
Spa package and include waxing. :)
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:18 PM
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12. Tell her it tickles
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:21 PM
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14. Oh, the opportunities that life brings us
You tell her that YOU want to shave her and YOU do it. After that YOU DO IT.

Yeah, Boyee
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:22 PM
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15. There is no way in hell I would let my SO shave me.
OUCH!
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