Post A Headline You'd Like To Read In Tomorrow's Paper

[arwalden]

[tk2kewl]

1. Bush Administration in it's last throes

[kedrys]

2. "2000 Election Nullified; President Al Gore to take the oath Monday"

Yes, I'm feeling a tad strung out right now.

[kick-ass-bob]

3. Rove jailed. Bush on the Lam.

Cheney held at an undisclosed location.


:rofl:

[barb162]

25. Bush, Cheney, Frist are jailed

[ltfranklin]

4. "LTFranklin Wins PowerBall Lottery!"

SubHead: "Announces Engagement to Angelina Jolie!"

[XemaSab]

5. Our long national nightmare is over

with a picture of bush on the ground being beat down by cops a la rodney king in front of the white house.

[AlCzervik]

6. "Bush implicated in leaking the identity of an undercover cia agent"

[WhollyHeretic]

7. JUST KIDDING- Admit All Republicans, "No one is as crazy and dumb

as we've been pretending, it was all just a practical joke."

[ksilvas]

8. Uncontrolable Plauge Sweeps North American Continent. film at 11.

[crispini]

9. WTF?

:eyes:

[Liberalynn]

10. Rethugs Forced to Admit they are World's Biggest Hypocrites

all resign from office in utter shame.

[dajoki]

11. "rove comes clean, bush resigns"

:woohoo:

[MN ChimpH8R]

12. Amen, brother

:toast:

[dajoki]

16. you betcha

we'd be in heaven:hi:

[kick-ass-bob]

14. I liked mine a little better - same vein...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3646887&mesg_id=3646906

:7

[dajoki]

18. yeah, your's is funnier...

can you imagine the FBI searching for him to face a trial?:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Shell Beau]

13. Shell Beau wins the Power Ball Lottery!

[ghostsofgiants]

15. "Local man primate1 wins eleventy-billion dollar lottery"

[NoPasaran]

17. President Kerry signs peace deal with Iraq opposition

[lpbk2713]

19. Katherine Harris comes clean, tells all.

Bush administration higher-ups follow suit. Republican party crumbling like a house of cards.

[terrya]

20. "US Supreme Court declares Defense of Marriage Act unconstitutional;

declares in 5-4 decision that there is no legal reasons to deny gay and lesbian couples legal marriage"

[redqueen]

21. New Virus Discovered - Fatal to the willfully ignorant

[Book Lover]

22. "Drugstores Can't Keep Male Pill on Shelves"

Three years ago, Jason Newman (not his real name), 20, was enjoying the end of high school, just like any other teenager. Then one day his girlfriend told him they had to have a talk. "That night, my whole life changed," Jason says. "She came to my house and told me she was pregnant, that she didn't know what to do. I felt awful that our birth control method (condoms without accompanying spermicide) had failed. I mean, we made an effort, you know?"

Today, Jason supports the mother of his child though they are not married. And today Jason takes Arizinol, the "male pill." Nor is Jason alone. "It sells better than Viagra," says industry spokeswoman Virginia Shields. "For millennia, women have effectively had the entire responsibility of controlling a couple's fertility. Men could wear condoms or get vasectomies, but these solutions were unacceptable for the majority of sexually active men in heterosexual relationships. Today, with Arizinol, men have the power to control their fertility using a reversible method that is as safe as the female pill."

[Lilyhoney]

23. God returns to Earth

to settle things once and for all! And, is she Pissed.

[Justpat]

24. Entire Bush Administration To Be Tried For Treason

New Democratic administration to be installed immediately.

One can dream...

[Left_Winger]

26. Marijuana Legalized, Completely and Totally

:smoke:

[UrbScotty]

27. "All Wal-Mart stores to close by Sept. 30" (nt)