I just received this email & I am not sure whether I should laugh

[Rainbowreflect]

or cry.

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
observes
to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets
her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
very
nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was
impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of
golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money
on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times
the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in
a
joint account. She Tells him that she wants to save for their future
because
she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the

money he'd given her...............................

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know. There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that
by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs
and
huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[tjdee]

1. It's funny because it's true, LOL!

Hetero men....very interesting creatures.

[WeRQ4U]

2. You can laugh, it's funny.

[ET Awful]

3. Hell, I wouldn't marry any of the three.

I'd marry the one who said "we should decide together how to spend this money to best suit OUR needs."

Not try to make the biggest profit, not try to please only her or only me.

As to the big boobs, I could care less, give me a flexible brain (and I'd prefer said woman not be able to beat me up, I'm funny that way) :).

[okieinpain]

5. oh my god, you're kidding. now dude I'm whipped but you're over the top

[ET Awful]

6. So making decisions together instead of putting one person over another

is "whipped"?

I think not.

[redqueen]

7. Still a long way to go, eh?

:hi:

[okieinpain]

4. so sad, so true.