OMG! TRAIN!

[ronnykmarshall]

[underpants]

1. I believe I can see the end of the tunnel now

I only hope its not a train

-Cracker

[MadHound]

2. Roseanne Cash

"My baby thinks he's a train.
He makes his whistle stop, then he's gone again.
Sometimes it's hard on a poor girl's brain,
A poor girl's brain.
I'm tellin' you, boys, my baby thinks he's a train."

[Tallison]

5. More Roseanne Cash

I'm worried about you, I'm worried about me.
The curves around midnight aren't easy to see.
Flashing red warnings, unseen in the rain...
This thing has turned into
A runaway train.

Long-distance phone calls, a voice on the line,
Electrical miles that soften the time.
The dynamie, too, is hooked on the wires,
And so are the rails of American Flyers.

Blind boys and gamblers, they invented the blues,
Will pay up in blood when this marker comes due.
To try and get off now, it's about as insane
As those who wave lanterns
At runaway trains.

Steel rails and hard lives are always in twos.
I have been here before this and now it's with you.

I'm worried about you, I'm worried about me.
We're lighting the fuses and counting to three.
And what are the choices for those who remain?
The sign of the cross on
A runaway train.

[Wapsie B]

3. Trane!

[gollygee]

4. A train! A train! A train! A train!

Would you, could you, on a train?

I could not, would not, on a train.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

Not in the rain, not on a train,
not in a box, not with a fox.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. Old ladies watch out! (nt)