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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:04 PM
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I just accidentally swallowed a gnat. Ask me anything!
*cough* *choke* *sputter*
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:05 PM
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1. How did it taste?
Would you like some more?
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:07 PM
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6. I didn't taste it. It flew, kamikaze like, right to the back of my throat
Yuck.

NO, I don't think I'll have another.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:06 PM
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2. Did it taste good?
:)
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liss681 Donating Member (227 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:06 PM
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3. how did it taste?
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:09 PM
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10.  . . . like chicken?
(Can we say that in here?)
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:06 PM
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4. Pffft PFFFFFT Pffffft?
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flakey_foont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:07 PM
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5. Would you like fries with that?
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:07 PM
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8. flies or fries?
:silly:
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flakey_foont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:11 PM
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13. Touche!
now quit bugging me
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:14 PM
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16. LOL!


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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:07 PM
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7. Swallow a spider.
Perhaps you'll die.
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:08 PM
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9. Hmmm . . . sounds like a good plan.
Wait. Noooooooooo!
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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:10 PM
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12. It's OK. After that you can swallow a bird.
To eat the spider that ate the gnat.
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:12 PM
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14. Then a cat . . . ?


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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:13 PM
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15. After the bird.
And not before the dog.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:10 PM
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11. Why did you swallow that fly?
Will you die?
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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:20 PM
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17. Gnats tend to do that from time to time.
The trouble is they have little nutritional value alone.
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lovelaureng Donating Member (434 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:38 PM
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18. Protein :)
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