What do you think of the name Jezebel Magdalene?

[Maddy McCall]

If I ever have a daughter, I'm thinking about naming her Jezebel Magdalene. This name doesn't have any negative connotations, does it?

:D

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. Oh does it ever ;)

;)

[flamingyouth]

2. I know someone who gave her kid Hades as a middle name

No kidding. :D

[CanuckAmok]

3. that makes me want to have children.

I know someone who has a daugter named "Misty Pynappels".

Long story.

[Maddy McCall]

4. I don't know why that name cracks me up...

but it does. And I don't even know the backstory. :D

[BikeWriter]

10. "Misty" is, uh, often used as a stage name by dancers.

[CanuckAmok]

17. I know....

The poor kid doesn't stand a chance.

[Historic NY]

5. Hummmmmm.....

:spray: :crazy: poor girl.

[Spider Jerusalem]

6. Not unless you're a Christian.

But then, if I had a daughter I'd name her "Lilith", and that has some pretty negative connotations if you're Jewish (which I'm not, so fuck it).

[Maddy McCall]

7. Jezebel is one of the top names...

for goths and vampires. :eyes:

Check out this website:

http://www.alternativebabynames.com/categories.html#Goth%20and%20Vampire%20Names

[Spider Jerusalem]

Um, okay.

Some of those aren't bad, actually...Ivy, Lithia, Pandora, a few others. But who the fuck names their kid "Nightshade"? Or "Maleficient"? (someone probably has; I'd rather not know about it.)

[Maddy McCall]

12. I like some of them, too. And one of my best high school friends was...

named Pandora. Of course, when we were in lit classes, you can just imagine the jokes of which she was the butt. :)

[Spider Jerusalem]

13. LOL!

Yeah, I can imagine. :D

[hfojvt]

8. I would prefer Mehitable Scholastika

or maybe Thekla Kunigunda

[Robeson]

9. What about naming her Call Girl Prostitute....

...I mean, I just don't see why that would raise an eyebrow at school or on a job interview. Honestly, I just don't get you DU'ers....:D

[Maddy McCall]

11. Well, I thought about that.

It's a name with A LOT of power. No one would fuck with her. (They'd just fuck her.) And, even though I fulfilled some self-need to be odd and strange by tagging my kid with a name that I know will cause her grief her whole life, I dare anyone to say anything negative about MY choice in naming my defenseless, innocent baby.

Thanks for the assistance, Robeson. I shall name her "Call Girl Prostitute Smith" and FUCK ANYONE who thinks I have bad taste or that I am selfish for expressing myself through my child's name!

Just FUCK THEM.

;)

[Guaranteed]

15. I'd have to just call it bad judgment, if you're going for

elegance and power.

[Guaranteed]

14. I don't see much respect coming to that name.

I could think of a better one for ya, if you want, though. ;)

[cleofus1]

16. i would never do it...

but doesn't "slutty mcwhore" kinda have a ring of "friendliness" to it?

[carpetbagger]

18. She'll grow up and marry that Lucifer kid.

So you decide if that's good or bad.

[biscodawg]

19. very hard to spell

:(

[ismnotwasm]

20. She'd either love you or hate you when she grew up

My soon-to-be grandsons middle name is going to be Harold. Family name on the moms side. Blech. Harold.

[terrya]

21. Sounds like one of Karen Walker's aliases.

:-)

[OldEurope]

22. sorry, but: sounds a bit silly t o me:

Jezabel means : virgin priestess (which is per se not Christian),
Magdalena is the woman from Magdala, who had been a prostitute and was converted by Jesus

My daughter´s names are Sonja Isabel, and Isabel = Jezabel. But Sonja is the Russian Version of Sophia, which means "Knowledge"

I´d not combine Jezabel with a Christian name.

[Lady Effingbroke]

23. For those who have not yet seen it...

Baby's named a bad, bad thing

From "Part I: Brought to you by the letter 'Y'":

"I was thinking of naming my son Toolio. Does anyone know the origin on that one?
---(Jane) DeSac

Toolio DeSac. Boy, can't think of any way that kid'll get picked on. That's one taunt-proof name there!"

:spray: :rofl: