Lose weight drinking beer!

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Yes, you heard right! And what's more, you won't even have to exercise! You can *DRINK* your way to a slimmer, happier you! Your friends will be jealous! Imagine how good you'll look and feel as you tip up a cold one, knowing that those pounds are just melting away!

Actually, it's true. Because of new food allergies, I can only eat boring food most of the time. Rice, fish, oatmeal, veggies (those aren't boring, I loves my veggies), and beef (yuck! - I had been almost totally beef-free for a year when this happened). I tend not to eat much boring food, so I eat much less than I used to.

Because of ongoing health problems related to the allergies, I haven't had any significant exercise in almost two months. But I still drink all the beer I please, and I've lost (guessing here, I don't have a scale) about ten pounds in the last six weeks. I'm noticeably slimmer! :wtf: This should be impossible! Everything I know about good health and exercise tells me this cannot be!

That's okay, though. I'll be the next Dr. Atkins. "Hardhead's Incredible Beer Diet." It'll be a bestseller. Someday, you'll receive spam in your email entitled: LOSE WEIGHT DRINKING BEER! And it's by-god true.

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