Baby you can drive MY car (WOW!)*

[underpants]

Indy Car driver Danica Patrick arrives for the 13th Annual ESPY Awards Wednesday, July 13, 2005 in the Hollywood area of Los Angeles. She is nominated for best breakthrough athlete. (AP Photo/Mark Terrill)



*Management would like to make it very clear that this juvenile expression of admiration for this PERSON's physical attributes in no way should indicate a lack of respect for this PERSON's abilities, capacity, or earned status in this PERSON's field of endeavor. Oh and that broad is very easy on the eyes if you know what we mean.

[ET Awful]

1. Can we re-write it to "Baby can I drive your car?"

:evilgrin:

[underpants]

2. *

*Management would also like to convey its opinion that it really doesn't need any editorial ideas, thanks.

[ET Awful]

6. Yeah, but her car is so much nicer than mine :)

:P

[kedrys]

3. Oof.

Talent, ambition, brains, looks *and* poise. I'm gobsmacked. :loveya:

[rfranklin]

4. Whoever designed that frock should be run over...

two or three times.

[lateo]

7. I was thinking the same thing.

Yuck.

[matcom]

5. can management do anything about my tightening pants?

:wow:

[underpants]

9. *

Management can't seem to find its ten foot pole

Management would like to express its heartfelt best wishes on your effort.

[mr blur]

8. Driving is a form of athletics??

and he I was thinking I was just a lazy bastard.

[Double T]

10. Gentlemen, start your engines!!!!!!!

She is exactly what auto racing needs!!!!!

[BlueJazz]

11. Underpants...Ah...I like you and all that but frankly I doubt if she...

...would be interested in driving your 1976 Yugo.

:)

[underpants]

12. Hey I have a 2005 Nissan Altima

okay its a rental and I have a busted up pick up truck in the driveway...but I have a NISSAN!!!!