I received a very SPECIAL letter while I was on vacation...

[Fenris]

Apparently, a friend I didn't know I even had tried to call me while I was away, and instead of leaving a phone message for me, she decided to write me personally from her home in Martindale. Here's what my new friend Candace sent me!



And here is my enclosed tract!



I'm SO EXCITED about my new friend Candace and her friend GOD. I think I'll go call the number on the back of the pamphlet RIGHT NOW! :crazy:

[northzax]

1. ask them for a free copy

of the book of mormom.

[XNASA]

2. Is that Candace on the left or on the right?

Either way.....she looks hot. I say go for IT!!!

[Fenris]

3. And so modestly dressed!

[XNASA]

5. Modest dress is a huge turn on.

I'm envious.

[gmoney]

7. That's God on the right

...the suit is the giveaway.

[Blue-Jay]

4. Damn, I never get fun stuff like that!

[Misunderestimator]

6. Hey, now we know your first name!! Resident Fenris...

Or is that like Comrade Fenris?

[Fenris]

11. Resident was my father's father's name.

;)

[Jara sang]

13. I like it, sounds like Citizen Kane

Resident Fenris...

[Shell Beau]

8. It is better than it could've been.

No big deal.

[Jara sang]

9. I rank Candace up there with Descartes, Thomas a Kempis and Kierkegaard

Listen to her, this cul-de-sac crusader knows her stuff. Bwahaahaahaahaahaa!:rofl:

[asthmaticeog]

10. You should help her

figure out what happens after we die. :evilgrin:

[Fenris]

12. I'll bring my axe!

[flamingyouth]

14. Resident! How did she find out my pet name for you?

[Fenris]

17. Word gets around.

;)

[JimmyJazz]

15. I think you should post the phone number so we can ALL be saved.

It's your duty, Mr. Resident.

[4_Legs_Good]

16. Does that line say "What does the future hotel?" ???

I think she's asking you to meet her somewhere for a fling.

Call her.

david