DS1's socio-psycho-nonscientoligific poll of the year

[DS1]

In light of this article, which of the two options do you think occured...

I know I'm treading on dangerous ground here, but since (mods) the article is kinda vague, I'm really curious as to what percentage of people think what.

So.. on with the clicking!

[MissB]

1. Internal bleeding?

Um.... yeah.

Good luck on keeping this thread up. :rofl:

[RPM]

40. the thread its based on has been up 8 hours now

i am dumbfounded...

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Dude was soooo not the pitcher!

No way man... :rofl:

[DS1]

4. That's what I'm sayin!

and I'll remain mum on the rest, so the poll stays up as long as possible.

and staying mum on the matter is NOT a declaration of incest!

[Fenris]

3. The dude was in front.

Considering the internal damage a h*******k of that size could do to a human.

[MissB]

5. Well,

the guy *did* die.

[Fenris]

9. That's what I mean.

Depending on the intensity of their activity, it is entirely possible for the man to have sustained fatal injuries with an *object* of that size.

[MissB]

11. Sigh.

Never mind. :rofl: I totally read the poll question wrong. :silly:

[DS1]

14. I heard they found that object's password inside the wreckage

:rofl:

[Fenris]

18. I wonder if they'll scan the DNA.

After all, it could have been a horse from two farms over. :rofl:

[DS1]

24. I think they'll make a Rob Schneider movie out of it

Rob Schneider is.. A Morse!

He can trot, he can hurdle, he can put away bales of hay a day, but when it comes to lovin, he scares all the ladies away

[Fenris]

30. ...until one day he meets a Wule, played by c-level starlet

She's cute, funny, smart...and has a mule vagina to boot!

[DS1]

32. Starring former WWF VIxxen Sable!

Yes!

Why are we not the richest producers in Hollywood history?

[Fenris]

34. I tells ya, if we could only talk to Schneider!

This is the masterpiece he could have made instead of a sequel to "Deuce Bigelow"!:D

[DS1]

7. Yet, by a good number of statements in the original thread

I'm beginning to think people just don't want to acknowledge that possibility

[Fenris]

13. I just don't see how he could be behind the horse.

Barring some freak penile rupture or the horse kicking him in the torso (which they did not mention in the article).

[trackfan]

It depends on what the meaning of "front" is.

[DS1]

8. Front catches

Back pitches

and so on

[trackfan]

22. Then I vote: front

[MissB]

12. I read it wrong too.

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

6. The dude was the bottom.

OWW.

[SarahB]

10. Important lesson: never forget your lube!

Internal injuries? I'd have to say that he was the catcher as well.

[bigwillq]

15. Even massive amounts of lube

couldn't prepare someone for taking that horse:scared:

[SarahB]

20. An interjection of my sick humor.

Yeah, it's pretty much too intense to even imagine. :scared:

[DS1]

21. It would be like trying to squeeze the space shuttle into a school bus

complete with solid-fuel boosters

[Pirate Smile]

38. Exactly, What the hell was he thinking?

[MissB]

19. Is this the appropriate time to mention

that some people apparently like to mess with dolphins too?

[bigwillq]

23. Oh geez....

Them must be slippery little suckers:silly:

[SarahB]

25. Really?

I suppose at least the "slippery factor" isn't a problem.

This is why I enjoy DU so much. I learn something new everyday. :think:

[DS1]

26. some people need to be sat down and taught the REAL reason

why it's called a blowhole.

fucking rednecks

[MissB]

27. Oh no, in this case the human

is catching too. Apparently it can kill a person too - something about the force at which it, um, releases.

[DS1]

31. Oh no, Gladys, it appears that my liver has been inseminated

Oh you poor thing John, shall I call an ambulance?
Oh no, no, I think I'll just lay here in my post-dolphin orgasmic bliss and wait to die. Tell the kids I love them.

[Fenris]

33. John died as he lived.

Adventurous, virile, and with an abdominal cavity full of semen.

[DS1]

35. As the legend goes, if you break into the cemetary where he rests

during the midnight hour, you can still hear a faint clicking emanating from his grave.

[MissB]

37. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

28. bwahahaha

:rofl: so wrong!

[Pirate Smile]

39. Oh, god, leave the sweet dolphins alone. What sick bastards!

[tjdee]

16. He was the receiver....but how, I don't understand how he could be.

It is indeed a mystery.

So gross.

[DS1]

17. Thank you to whomever recommended this for the Greatest Page

:toast:

[DS1]

29. I can't believe I've had 2 threads on horse fucking make the Greatest Page

in one Day!

July 15 is a day that will live in infamy!

I love you guys :grouphug: oh, and :dem:

[RPM]

41. iactually called my brother to alert him to that fact

i cant believe that you got away with this one!

[DS1]

42. It's related to current events

Ya know, sometimes the news just hands you gifts like this, which cannot be denied as debatable factoids

[Blue-Jay]

36. This thread is worthless without.....

shit.

I just made myself vurp.

[Elidor]

43. What, do they have guided bus tours of Enumclaw?

"a farm near Enumclaw that apparently has attracted "a significant number of people" to have sex with animals"

Everybody may I have your attention? I'm Janie your tour guide, and we'll be arriving at the Horse Dick Farms shortly, so everybody lube your partner but good!

[DS1]

44. applying lube at that point would be like

giving reading glasses to an illiterate

[The empressof all]

45. Locking

We need to end this.


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