Men, very important email I just received

[MichaelHarris]

I have always worried about the size of my penis. When I have sex,
even though she says that the sex is good, I know that what she really
wants is an extra inch!

3 months ago I found The Extender. I just put it on whilst I'm driving
the car and when I'm sleeping. ........

I wonder if this guy uses a cell phone also when he drives. I mean if he has time to jiggle the monster while driving I'm sure he has time to call mom and dad.

I'm glad he's happy but I really didn't need to know this much about him, I hope he stops using the Extender before it gets to big and Ray Harryhausen make a clay-mation monster movie about his Johnson.

[Wetzelbill]

1. Only a loser would try that

:think:

[MichaelHarris]

3. I remember when

the technology was a rolled up sock.

[JohnnyBoots]

4. Yeah that or a charismatic personality

[MichaelHarris]

6. reminds me of a line from Blazin' Saddles

"Excuse me while I whup this out"

[JohnnyBoots]

8. If your tall and talking smack to a short guy in front of a prety girl,

"Yeah, I've got five inches on you and I'm taller."

[MichaelHarris]

9. I think Cheney got the same email

[MichaelHarris]

14. like this guy?

[JohnnyBoots]

2. He is trying to get "Polyphemus", the

giant one eyed monster of Greek mythology.

[MichaelHarris]

5. hahahahahahahaha

Frank Zappa said it best, "Ladies and gentlemen,

The monster,

Which the peasants in this area call frunobulax

(apparently a very large poodle dog)

Has just been seen approaching the power plant

Bullets cant stop it

Rockets cant stop it

We may have to use nuclear force!



Here comes that poodle dog!

Big as a blimp with a rhinestone collar

Snappin off the trees

Like they was bonsaid ornaments on a

Dry-wobble landscape

Keep it away! dont let the poodle bite me!

We cant let it reproduce! oh!

Somebody get out the pants!



The national guard has formed up at the base

Of the mountain

And is attempting to lure the enormous poodle

Towards the cave

Where they hope to destroy it with napalm

A thousand of the troopers are now lined up

And are calling to the monster...

Here fido

Here fido

Here fido"

[JohnnyBoots]

7. Spicy was big, burly and strong. His pipes were

Gigantic and so was his schlong. Dropkick Murphy's fare well song for thier ex piper, funny ass song. I am still waiting for Bush to go to Saudi Arabia to mee Shiek YaBooty (or however zappa spelled it)

[JohnnyBoots]

10. Never really got into Zappa any advice on a first album to

pick up?

[MichaelHarris]

11. I would highly

recommend "Live at the Roxy", some of the best music and skill I've ever heard.

[JohnnyBoots]

12. I got a buddy

short little I'talian white kid who has played with Jay-z, Kanye West and John Legend, all he tells me is listen to Zappa. So I think I better. Thanks. Check out the Dropkick Murphys your self, great band!

[MichaelHarris]

13. Thanks I'll do that

I went to Hasting's today but I was mauled by the Potter-ites. I thought Scienceology was cultish, man those Potter-ites will stampede ya.

[JohnnyBoots]

15. I like Harry, so MF'ers go nuts though. Blackout and Gang;'s All

Here are DKM's bets albums. Not a big rap guy but i like Kanye because he does a lot of socially conscious stuff. Any way happy listening

[MichaelHarris]

16. I just saw my first

Potter movie the other night at a free showing on the WSU campus. My chair broke and I smacked my ass on a sticky floor, other than that the popcorn was free and the movie was pretty good.

[JohnnyBoots]

17. The books are much better

[Lilyhoney]

18. Judge uses pump behind the bench during trials.

http://www.infoaboutnetwork.com/view/news/818/
I first saw this in the SF Gate news of the weird.