JC's mom has got it going on..... - Democratic Underground

WCGreen

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Sat Jul-16-05 10:34 PM
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JC's mom has got it going on.....

Yep, on a fundie station I heard this song and I just had to pull over and go EWWWWWWWWWW.....

So they want to have sexual relations with the mother of god. They are fantasizing about dorkin' the virgin mary...

Stop it, I will go blind

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kenny blankenship

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Sat Jul-16-05 10:44 PM
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1. SHe's still a virgin

defiling purity turns them on.

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More Than A Feeling

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Sat Jul-16-05 10:48 PM
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2. Hey, Olivia Hussey played Mary and she was fine.

Edited on Sat Jul-16-05 10:49 PM by Heaven and Earth

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undeterred

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Sat Jul-16-05 10:53 PM
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5. I haven't seen her since she played Juliet

way back in the seventies.

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WCGreen

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Sat Jul-16-05 11:02 PM
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6. She has been in a couple of european movies...

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ghostsofgiants

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Sat Jul-16-05 11:36 PM
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9. She was damn hot as Juliet

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melv

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Sat Jul-16-05 10:49 PM
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3. ummm...I think it's STACY's mom.. n/t

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WCGreen

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Sat Jul-16-05 10:52 PM
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4. Yea, but the fundies don't have a creative bone in their

bodies so they rip off popular stuff and put a "christian" spin on it.....

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Bossy Monkey

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Sun Jul-17-05 12:17 AM
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10. This kid's got a million of them

http://webster.cs.ucr.edu/Page_Christian/NotInventedHere/0_StephenStarbuck/4Caffeinated.html
Though what you heard apparently was a Christian parody band (I swear I'm not making this up) called ApologetiX. They have a website too, but I just can't go through with visiting it. (It's just the band name with www on one end and com on the other, on the remote chance you're interested.) I mainly just wanted to make sure they were giving Fountains of Wayne credit and royalties, but haven't been able to pin them down yet.
Here's a review from their own side: http://www.christianitytoday.com/music/reviews/2005/newandusedhits.html
complete with high-sterical banner ads for Biblically based MBA's at Pat Robertson's alleged university.
They also do Bethlehemian Rhapsody, which I also wish I were making up.

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WCGreen

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Sun Jul-17-05 12:22 AM
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12. Oh my god, pun intended...

are they kidding?

Hotel Can't Afford Ya 2004
The Devil Went Down to Jordan (that oughta make Cuck Daniels proud)
Naomi Gonna Be with Ruth (A lesbian song)

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progmom

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Sat Jul-16-05 11:15 PM
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7. oh dear.

that's just not right.

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WCGreen

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Sat Jul-16-05 11:29 PM
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8. It just isn't

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Kathleen04

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Sun Jul-17-05 12:20 AM
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11. Creepy

Seems like that should be offensive to their listener base.. :shrug:

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