Let's write a theme song for an MTM-style Ann Coulter Show sitcom

[Bossy Monkey]

Girlfriend and I already did a draft. She wrote the funny parts:

Who can turn the world off with her bile?
Who can take a sunny day
and suddenly make it all less worthwhile
Well it's you man-girl and you should know it
with each book from your poison pen you show it

Hate is all around
It's all you peddle
You'll ruin any town
where you choose to settle
You'll never pass well for a girl (x2)

(Then, it being Ann Coulter, she still throws her beret in the air, but shoots it down with her shotgun.)

OK, whatchagot?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

1. I'm too lazy right now to write an entire verse, but...

...I do believe the song should have a line like...

"People say you really are a guy"...

And maybe you could rhyme it with something about making her cry.

That's all, I'm tapped.

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. Being 40-something makes her cry.

:evilgrin:

[Lord_StarFyre]

2. Damned Over Achievers...

:)

I would have gone with something more simple...

DA DA DUH DUH DA DA DUH DUH DA Man-Bitch....

[Patchuli]

3. That was good!

Lemme try...

Who is the Queen World Class in Vile
Who can commence 'Nukular' Winter with her smile?
Well it's you, beotch and you know it! With each warped rant you show it!

Vitriol is your stock in trade, it's the stuff of what you're made
You'll poison any landscape into which your Skankiness is displayed!
If only you could disguise that boniness in your throat
That makes you look phonier than a three-peckered Goat!

*throws beret in air at which time beret explodes from contact with sick mind*

:nuke:

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. MTM-style Ann Coulter Show???

:puke::puke::puke::puke:
:puke::puke::puke::puke:
:puke::puke::puke::puke:

I would think she'd be more of a villain on a show like Batman.

Dum.Dum.Dum.Dum. Dum.Dum.Dum.Dum. Ann-Man! Ann-Man! Ann-Man!

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Hey! Now you're really talking!

Or maybe a Victor/Victoria remake :hide:

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. But who would play Victoria?

:shrug: :)

[Bossy Monkey]

9. That's so mean... I love it! nt

[Swamp Rat]

8. Great! ... as long as it sounds like porno music.

:D

[Bossy Monkey]

10. We could call it the Mannish Tyler Moore Show! C'mon! It'll be fun! nt

[nytemare]

11. "Someone forgot to add the stem to the Adam's Apple"

:rofl: