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Sun Jul-17-05 06:21 AM
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A slight slip of the tongue..... |
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A couple debated the purchase of some new wheels . . .
He wanted a truck. She wanted a really fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in four seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her brand new bathroom scales.
Funeral services are pending.
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Did she slip stepping onto the scale?
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