I LOVE BOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!! w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deja Q]

Bender's got it goin' on!

[Clintmax]

1. I was at a party when I was 24...

My friends were doing shots of Jack Daniels. Now, far be it from me to be unsociable, so I began doing them as well. All I know is that I woke up, naked, on the bathroom floor, as sick as I've ever been. I couldn't remember what had happened the night before and none of my friends would tell me, so I vowed never to drink again. I haven't touched a drop of booze since.

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

[SHRED]

2. So does my friggin' neighbor

Sheriffs out 4 times and I have zero sleep.
Booze posts are getting a big FU from me right now.

[Deja Q]

4. Well, *'s been out for 5 years and none of us has gotten any good sleep.

Should * posts be getting a big FU then?

And it's not my fault some people turn into loud obnoxious animals after drinking too much...

[SHRED]

7. OK

Nothin' personal a'ight? Never meant it to be.

No fucking sleep wears on me.

[SarahB]

3. Between this and the prophylactic post...

I'm really, really hoping that someone just got lucky! :D

[Deja Q]

5. Actually, I was sober at the time!

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

6. You were sober? Why?